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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Time_pants posted:

So hold on this really famous person disappeared and is probably dead... is anyone actually doing anything about it, or are we just going to keep going and it'll be like having a ghost runner on base?

Wizard Master is on the case

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
After everyone just sorta accepted billionaire politician rape island, I can totally buy this lady never showing up again and everyone just going, "Yeah, that was weird."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I just realised I don't know if you mean Kate or Chuck. Are they both still missing?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I just realised I don't know if you mean Kate or Chuck. Are they both still missing?

Chucky was recently photographed looking better than ever, positively glowing

Anderson Koopa posted:

The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday.


counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Man, every GBS thread is so hard to focus on lately. I can't figure out why I keep getting distracted.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
See all that lipstick around his mouth? The kiss of death when Death is horny.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

he's just a naughty boy who got into the jelly

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Das Boo posted:

After everyone just sorta accepted billionaire politician rape island, I can totally buy this lady never showing up again and everyone just going, "Yeah, that was weird."

Fair point, actually.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.



Hey all, look at this picture that Kate definitely took of her son. Definite proof that Kate Middleton is 100% alive and doing well.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

MakaVillian posted:



Hey all, look at this picture that Kate definitely took of her son. Definite proof that Kate Middleton is 100% alive and doing well.

I didn't care about this other than for the absurdity of the British monarchy Weekend At Bernie's-ing one of its own for this uncomfortably long.

But this? Roping her kids in on it? This 's really, really hosed up, and I'm not having a good time anymore.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

what is there to rope her kids in on if shes already admitted she has cancer

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Worf posted:

what is there to rope her kids in on if shes already admitted she has cancer

she's subjecting them to being involved with the monarchy (immoral)

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I think as monarch just birthing the kids ropes them in

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

MakaVillian posted:



Hey all, look at this picture that Kate definitely took of her son. Definite proof that Kate Middleton is 100% alive and doing well.

that looks like the generic picture that comes with the off the shelf frame

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
getty images lookin child

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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I think as monarch just birthing the kids ropes them in

I think you birth a new monarch by shooting kid ropes.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking about her…

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Do none of you even read the internet! Royals are born from eggs laid by giant lizard people in the middle of the earth.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
wishing the worst for kate, her children and all royals. may they end in our lifetimes. amen

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

kntfkr posted:

wishing the worst for kate, her children and all royals. may they end in our lifetimes. amen

hosed up. but i have to allow it

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hosed up. but i have to allow it

It is your royal mandate.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

AlmightyBob posted:

that looks like the generic picture that comes with the off the shelf frame

Who do you thinks designs those

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

steinrokkan posted:

Who do you thinks designs those

Kate Middleton truly is a Renaissance woman

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
have they admitted she died in a parachuting accident yet

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

R.L. Stine posted:

have they admitted she died in a parachuting accident yet

no because she was actually flattened by a steamroller like in a cartoon

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

AlmightyBob posted:

no because she was actually flattened by a steamroller like in a cartoon

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
well either way it's a shame she died and i hope she gets better soon

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Where were you that day Kate died?

*guitar strums

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

AlmightyBob posted:

no because she was actually flattened by a steamroller like in a cartoon

I belive it was she was flattened by a steamroller, immediately after the parachuting accident, Naked Gun style.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dr_rat posted:

I belive it was she was flattened by a steamroller, immediately after the parachuting accident, Naked Gun style.

All that remained was this thin, uniform Kate Paste

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I hope it was all a ruse so she could get massive bolt-on tiddies and she doesn’t really have cancer.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Buckingham palace has issued a statement that Kate's flattened corpse is to be lowered to half mast

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Flat Kate" to replace all "Flat Stanley" toys for boys and girls, effectively immediately.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Despite all my Grace I am still Flat Kate in a Press

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

redshirt posted:

Despite all my Grace I am still Flat Kate in a PressCase

She pissed off the Saudi Royal family

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

Holy gently caress

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

My god.

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Jan 24, 2006

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Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

Remember how they always thought there wasn't a way to kill a royal? Well, Kate found a way. Tumours, rear end cancer, blackmail.

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