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4 days 3 nights, craft the ultimate party experience
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Redshirt banned from premises.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:34
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5am wake up, can't sleep for poo poo in weird new bed 6am hit breakfast and eat 10 bowls of fruit loops 7am shower 8am rent movies 9am movies 10am movies 11am movies 12pm order a pizza 1pm movies 2pm movies 3pm movies 4pm movies 5pm movies 6pm movies 7pm movies 8pm pee because all day movies 9pm movies 10pm movies 11pm try and sleep but toss and turn until 5am, repeat. My ideal party resort involves not partying and interacting with random people.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo
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Mar 12, 2024 21:37
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Carnival did it for me. Breakfast, second breakfast, rum punch, casino, room service chicken fingers, nap. Then turn the evening over to my wife and let her pick out bullshit.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:39
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The ultimate all expenses paid resort would be immediately shut down for drug trafficking and prostitution.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:41
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The ultimate all expenses paid resort would be immediately shut down for drug trafficking and prostitution. Some drugs will be looked the other way of course
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Mar 12, 2024 21:46
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The ultimate all expenses paid resort would be immediately shut down for drug trafficking and prostitution. Seems like a problem that the ultimate all expenses paid resort would need to overcome. Have we considered seasteading?
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Mar 12, 2024 21:46
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Indeed. I've been to plenty of jungle resorts that have carved their way into compliance. As I am sure we will, yes? Say yes if you agree.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:58
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yes if you agree.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:59
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 Just a big room with a bunch of these things and blankets to cover yourself with. Maybe one of those big water dripper things they have in hamster cages full of Gatorade or something. Saving my PTO for it now.
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Mar 12, 2024 22:10
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fancy resort hotel in distant tropical location with big tv + lots of device ports for binging streaming television inside the room all day
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Mar 12, 2024 22:15
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I don't want a lazy river. Get me a river with some gumption. Send me along at a genuinely alarming but not dangerous pace in a massive volume of water in my dinky little tube. Get some engineers to make impressive, but "safe" rapids and toss me around corners. Make me wear a life vest and sign a waiver OK but let's get some passionate rivers going. I'm sure people won't die it's fine, osha
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Mar 12, 2024 22:35
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Also there's lap times and winner gets an hour in the cat hall with a whole 24oz tub of treats.
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Mar 12, 2024 22:37
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An all reclusive resort where I don't interact with another human being but have all my needs met.
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Mar 12, 2024 22:40
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
One of these things to gently caress me in the rear end and a dozen bottles of tequila
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Mar 12, 2024 22:43
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xanny bars and every episode of COPS ever made
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Mar 12, 2024 22:45
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
Plus this: WILDTURKEY101 posted:xanny bars and every episode of COPS ever made And a decent buffet. You can close the thread now, OP. We figured it out on page 1.
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Mar 12, 2024 23:50
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cult_hero posted:An all reclusive resort where I don't interact with another human being but have all my needs met. Bloodfart McCoy posted:
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Mar 12, 2024 23:55
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 Any resort needs these kind of passive neighbors IMO
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Mar 12, 2024 23:57
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
I'm gonna be the guy who asks what this is
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Mar 13, 2024 00:06
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One of my favorite places in this world was the Biosphere in Arizona. It's this big pressurized space with multiple environments. It's an engineering wonder, I love it. *eyes dart from side to side
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Mar 13, 2024 00:10
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Jelly posted:I'm gonna be the guy who asks what this is It sucks your dick robotically, endlessly.
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Mar 13, 2024 00:12
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It sucks your dick robotically, endlessly. Ok i figured it was either that or a white noise machine of some sort and I was honestly hoping for the latter
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Mar 13, 2024 00:23
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wait why not both
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Mar 13, 2024 00:23
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Are you all so brow beated by your masters you can't imagine some 10,000 person celebration?
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Mar 13, 2024 00:25
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A room with one caterpillar and many tasty plants and no predators for it and nobody is allowed in
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Mar 13, 2024 00:29
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Grey Cat posted:5am wake up, can't sleep for poo poo in weird new bed OP we're concerned about your bladder. Specifically, concerned about how we can get in on that once a day business? Seems extra convenient
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Mar 13, 2024 08:10
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Dunno mang, I figure the best vacation experience would only require a comfy chair and an IV fulla heavy drugs. Maybe add a screen playing a loop of the finest 80's comedy and some trained workers to massage and gently caress the comatose guests, if you want it to be extra fancy.
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Mar 13, 2024 09:31
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Jelly posted:Ok i figured it was either that or a white noise machine of some sort close, it’s a cream noise machine
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Mar 13, 2024 09:33
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Visions of Valerie posted:OP we're concerned about your bladder. Specifically, concerned about how we can get in on that once a day business? Seems extra convenient catheter. the 8pm slot is to change the bag
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Mar 13, 2024 10:15
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Grey Cat has an F1 style pit crew to change that bag in a tenth of a minute
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Mar 13, 2024 10:22
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4 Days is almost long enough to have a full test match. Almost.
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Mar 13, 2024 10:56
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It's almost enough to have a full erection. Building a world exposition is just the thing to improve tourism!
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Mar 13, 2024 10:59
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One of the bottom-tier 'loneliest houses in the world' islands, so its isolated but you dont spend 24 hours getting there, in a state/country where drugs are legal and the weather is warm year-round, pre-stocked with all your favorite snacks and drinks, with a helicopter-pilot-butler-masseuse who'll fly in anything you want on a moment's notice. Datacenter-grade internet, huge 4k TVs and monitors, a pool deep enough to dive in, a hot tub large enough to float in, steam room/saunas with expansive views, and a banging sound system throughout. There's hiking and electric bike rides around the island, or you can take a jet ski / sailboat / powerboat out for the day. not sure if I'm describing the ultimate resort, or what its like to be really rich in Santorini
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Mar 13, 2024 11:20
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anyway i think we should lord of the flies the op on the first night
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Mar 13, 2024 11:21
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If someone paid me $50 dollars a night to sleep in the utility room in my basement I'd share my dinner with them and they could use the nintendo switch.
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Mar 13, 2024 11:24
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no matter what it should feature the most elusive thing that cannot be sold in bulk which is solitude. Just once I wanted to do something nice for my brother and his new wife and so went looking for a nice tropical getaway resort in a reasonable price range that wasn't buying a new car type numbers. Without fail every single "resort" type place I looked at was some kind of bullshit with way too many units crowded together, turning the whole thing into a cheap and grubby feeling slum. The ad might show some kind of nice cabin on a pier in a desolate tropical beach with blue water and white sand just outside as you get up in the morning and sunset views at night. But the fyre festival reality of course was that there were like 80 of those huts crammed into 3 parallel piers about 5 meters from each other and this was just off a beach with banging music all day and vehicle traffic and about a million people going about their day. Eventually I found a private rental in Thailand that was just a single unit on a forested hillside in a quiet town a few minutes from the beach. But it didn't come with any services or anything other than what we arranged separately. But in the end everybody was happy and it worked out great.
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If I had the gumption I'd rent a fancy catamaran with a crew and sail around the Aegean or something. Maybe sail over to Monaco.
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