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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Please Design the Ultimate All Expenses Paid Resort
 
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Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Grey Cat posted:

5am wake up, can't sleep for poo poo in weird new bed
6am hit breakfast and eat 10 bowls of fruit loops
7am shower
8am rent movies
9am movies
10am movies
11am movies
12pm order a pizza
1pm movies
2pm movies
3pm movies
4pm movies
5pm movies
6pm movies
7pm movies
8pm pee because all day movies
9pm movies
10pm movies
11pm try and sleep but toss and turn until 5am, repeat.

My ideal party resort involves not partying and interacting with random people.

OP we're concerned about your bladder. Specifically, concerned about how we can get in on that once a day business? Seems extra convenient

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