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What am I chuckling at? Oh, just thinking about this thing called Yorba Linda water district heh heh
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My date said she would be right back, just needed to use the bathroom. Its been 45 minutes.
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thunderspanks posted:What am I chuckling at? Oh, just thinking about this thing called Yorba Linda water district heh heh I had to look this one up, it was before my time.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:13
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well you see, it's pretty underground. you'd be naked if you knew how many good OP's i've made. heh. what's that? oh, yeah, all the time. sometimes threads get too hot, and you have to let them cool for a while.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:40
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I've been empty-quoted 418 times. It's like an upvote.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:45
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Meet me at Bangor 4/8
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I have access to premium cookies.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:51
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Lowtax did come up as a topic of conversation on a date I had last month. She still let me hit it.
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Mar 13, 2024 22:04
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..and then he said "your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded" hahaha isn't that the best?? What? Yes I did pay money to post there but it really separates the wheat from the chaff you see *strokes neckbeard* now let me tell you about poop socks
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Mar 13, 2024 22:11
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*Punches her right in the fucken’ face* IM THE OWNER NOT A MEMBER YOU BITCH.
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Mar 13, 2024 22:28
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We're called goons who enjoy gooning, not to be confused with those other goons who enjoy gooning
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Mar 13, 2024 22:55
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Okay, so this guy found this hot dog store in Alabama... Sorry, I can never make it through this story without cracking up...
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Mar 13, 2024 23:07
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Jabberlock posted:We're called goons who enjoy gooning, not to be confused with those other goons who enjoy gooning Yea I'm one
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Mar 13, 2024 23:53
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wait, you’re leaving because of that? we say it all the time in the UK thread, it’s just part of the culture
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Mar 13, 2024 23:58
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Don't mind me, I just have this actual proof to set aside...
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"...and then it turned out he was abusing the poo poo out of his family, and he spiraled out before eating a bullet. Also he was really stupid looking"
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emSparkly posted:Lowtax did come up as a topic of conversation on a date I had last month. She still let me hit it. I explained goatse to a guy a while back on i guess technically the second date. At Applebee's. We had sex later that week but it kinda sucked and the next time I heard from him he was asking if I could see some cat that a friend of him had and it was awkward but I did offer to see the cat cause poo poo, it's a cat, it can't help who it's owner's friends are.
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Dixville posted:I explained goatse to a guy a while back on i guess technically the second date. At Applebee's. We had sex later that week but it kinda sucked and the next time I heard from him he was asking if I could see some cat that a friend of him had and it was awkward but I did offer to see the cat cause poo poo, it's a cat, it can't help who it's owner's friends are. dude totally got turned on by the goatman applebees is the only appropriate real world place to explain goatse to someone
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Jabberlock posted:dude totally got turned on by the goatman Talking about goatse 2 margaritas in in Applebee's with a family at the next table over was a high point of my life tbh That probably says more about how lovely my life is but 
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So it's a girl doing a diarrhea all over her own face, photographed from above while she's lying down in a bathtub. That's why it's called tubgirl.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:14
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So yeah, thats why its called swap.avi
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Yeah, so I'm a pretty big player on these "something awful" forums. A few years ago I made my 6969th post, while also having an average post count of 4.20 posts per day. It was pretty sweet. They put that thread in to what they call "comedy goldmine" where all the best content goes. Do you hear a dripping sound? Anyway, last year I got drunk and posted a thread about getting FORKLIFT CERTIFIED online one night when I came home from the bar. I think a few other "goons" as we call ourselves did too. It was pretty sweet. Did you just moan? Then another time when I got home from the bar and was pretty wasted, I took a deepish dive in to the Xvideos account of this guy Kirk Johnson. He's goatse. You've never heard of him? Lemme show you the picture, yeah I've got it on my phone in case I need to send it to a friend on short notice. Pretty huge huh? Well, I'm considered one of the forum's foremost authorities on the goat man as we some times call him. So anyway, this post I made last year I talked about how I watched a bunch of his videos and saw him doing some pretty crazy poo poo. He was like stretching the poo poo out of his rear end with giant butt plugs, dropping sounding rods in to his piss hole. Oh yeah, you know what sounding is? Yeah, its pretty weird but whatever right? He even snapped a mousetrap on his dick. Then I watched one of his videos that was like a stereo scope. two videos side by side of him bending over and pissing in his own mouth. It was pretty Whoa, are you really taking all your clothes off here? I'm flattered but maybe we should wait till we leave taco bell before we do anything like that.
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So it’s like twitch streamers, but it’s only pictures of the games and you have to read the guy’s commentary in like, text form.
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Mar 14, 2024 03:30
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"actually, we called them image macros back then"
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TrashMammal posted:i dated a goon for awhile. easily one of my top five worst life choices I've dated a goon for 2 years, and it's been fine so far. We even insulated the stairs.
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I'm a little bit drunk and gonna blab about the Stargate program.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTrU4_JhkA
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I got 6969 posts in under a year, so wanna come back to my place and do the 69 for real?
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Grey Cat posted:I've dated a goon for 2 years, and it's been fine so far. We even insulated the stairs. I'm married to one. 
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Literally A Person posted:I'm married to one. LOL he admitted it!!!
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Literally A Person posted:I'm married to one. I'm sorry for your loss.
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kntfkr posted:LOL he admitted it!!! LOL GOT HIM!!!
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everyone with a spouse here is married to a goon, the account became a shared marital asset when the union went into effect
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Bad Purchase posted:everyone with a spouse here is married to a goon, the account became a shared marital asset when the union went into effect I see, so this is how posting enemies happen afterward?
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covidstomper58 posted:I see, so this is how posting enemies happen afterward? It's also how those kinky stories of multiple goons start....
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Grey Cat posted:I got 6969 posts in under a year, so wanna come back to my place and do the 69 for real? The gently caress? Where have you been posting?
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emSparkly posted:Lowtax did come up as a topic of conversation on a date I had last month. She still let me hit it. Incredible. Anyway, hey girl, it's ok if we don't have sex tonight, no really. I have a sock. Edit: Literally A Person posted:I'm married to one. Same!
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emSparkly posted:The gently caress? Where have you been posting? I post all over GBS. Just like I'm about to be all over my date, wait... where are you going?
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