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Grey Cat posted:Actually it's pronounced même 
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Hey, wanna gently caress?
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Mar 15, 2024 09:49
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Your patron saint is Father Damien of Molokai? What a coincidence, I also spend a lot of time in a leper's colony.
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Mar 16, 2024 01:41
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Im in the illuminati
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Mar 16, 2024 01:42
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Baby, I want to have your psychotic meltdown.
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Mar 16, 2024 10:43
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Are we really on a date? Is this a date? Because as I read on the comedy website Something Awful
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Mar 16, 2024 21:03
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let me tell you about this amazing diet I read about on a php internet comedy discussion forum I mean, sure, one guy did end up going on statins in his 20s
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Mar 16, 2024 21:05
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Check this out. *scrolls through a page of a thread on Awful.app* Several posters have empty-quoted me. That's proof that I am really funny.
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Mar 16, 2024 21:11
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Oh you’re leaving now? Well, nice meltdown bitch.
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Mar 16, 2024 21:12
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at the zoo with my date her: whoa that's a huge elephant me: turn your monitor on 
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Mar 16, 2024 22:33
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OMG you're an SA member already?? SEVER
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Mar 16, 2024 22:49
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idk if you've ever heard of the famous long-running linux comic xkcd, but I need to explain to you that this specific comic is a joke that you don't get alternatively, idk if you've ever heard of the famous long-running linux comic xkcd, but it's not funny and I'm gonna show you the funny version of it I goatse'd my partner a full 2 years before we started dating and she still ended up in a long-term relationship with me MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Mar 16, 2024 |
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Mar 16, 2024 22:51
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hey babe, i'm a war-tourist/unpaid mercenary and, well, long story short, i'm a multi-millionaire now  anybody follow you here, though?
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Mar 16, 2024 22:53
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I remember talking to one guy at a party or something. There were a few film people around (I used to do location audio and scoring for short films in a local film co-op). The guy mentioned he's a gaffer. Me: "Oh, cool, what's that work like? Nothing like being a part of the behind-the-scenes, crew, huh?" Him: "oh, sorry, I meant Neo-GAF poster. You see, Neo-GAF is...." Me: "oh... Yeah... I know that place." If there has been a camera that I could Jim-face to, I would have.
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Mar 17, 2024 13:02
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Gaffers: cool and interesting Neo-GAF: just as dead as Something Awful.
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Mar 17, 2024 13:17
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Now, if you'll try and remember, $10 wasn't exactly chump change back then
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Mar 17, 2024 14:13
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After she tells me, I’m cute I tell her I’m gonna report her to the mods for harassment
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Mar 17, 2024 18:30
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Oh yea I don’t tip that’s stupid as gently caress.
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Mar 17, 2024 18:51
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Hey do you mind paying I don’t work I think it’s beneath me. Like bathing.
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Mar 17, 2024 18:51
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Heh... Slenderman? Yeah... I was there for the thread where it all began. Oh, and Let's Plays? You know, your Markipliers? Aktually... I was around when it first started... yeah, kind of an outgrowth of speedrunning... it was more about experts in the game showing off the game and what could be done in it... instead of just these live-reaction things we get these days, yeah, the LP was an artform... you workshopped it and everything, just playing it with a facecam in the corner, you'd get your thread shut down back in the day... ah, but times do change, don't they...
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Mar 17, 2024 19:07
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so then I posted goatse, which was the style at the time
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Mar 17, 2024 19:15
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Yea I keep a Greedo action figure in my rear end in a top hat at all times. What of it?
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Mar 17, 2024 19:48
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I realize I don't fit the stereo type.
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Mar 17, 2024 19:51
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What, no, it's not infected at all! It just looks a little raw from all the tuggin I do since I'm usually single, that's how I know I got stamina, babe. Wait dont leave!
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Mar 17, 2024 20:00
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Just hang on a minute, I gotta post in a thread every time I take a big dump. You didn't see me go to the bathroom? Well... About that....
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Mar 17, 2024 20:20
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Oh you like bad boys? Well just check out my rap sheet babe
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Mar 17, 2024 20:20
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Unironically though, I only found out much later after the fact that my boyfriends' boyfriend is also a goon and sometimes around the house he'll comment on having seen me in a thread and it's humiliating every time.
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Mar 17, 2024 20:22
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STABASS posted:Now, if you'll try and remember, $10 wasn't exactly chump change back then at a table at five guys, pulling up bls.gov on my phone to show her that my 2001 account cost about $18 in 2024 money “that’s almost as much as the double cheeseburger we’re splitting. oh, yeah, and sorry again i couldn’t cover two burgers today, i’m a bit strapped right now. heavily invested in accounts, but that’s a long term strategy i can’t tap into just yet.”
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Mar 17, 2024 20:26
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So yeah there’s these terminally online leftists there and you can just loving ask them for free money. It kicks rear end.
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Mar 17, 2024 20:36
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Remember when 20 people got probed for the hotdog posts in the trump thread? Yeah, I started that. You don't know what I'm talking about? It was all over the leper's colony. Geesh.
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Mar 17, 2024 20:51
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This here is called the "Comedy Goldmine" and you'll definitely find this thread about Whoremonger to be a quality laugh
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Mar 17, 2024 20:55
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Yeah back in the early 2000s some of my pictures even made the front page, it's a pretty big deal
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Mar 17, 2024 21:09
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Where should I put this printer?
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Mar 17, 2024 21:28
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Yesterday I was having a fancy dinner date with my wife when I discovered I was probed. I immediately showed her the post and she was very impressed.
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Mar 17, 2024 23:29
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what? No, I didn't literally have leprosy; you see, the leper's colony isn't literally for lepers. Well, maybe some posters do I guess. I don't really read TGD. What was I saying?
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Mar 17, 2024 23:53
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not to brag but but sid vicious is subscribed to my youtube channel..... i think
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Mar 18, 2024 12:59
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we sent pitbull to alaska once.
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Mar 18, 2024 13:03
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Literally A Person posted:Yeah baby, they made me a mod too. That's like a cop but greasier. So so many forbiden mod jokes i think im going to explode
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Mar 18, 2024 13:21
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Borscht posted:we sent pitbull to alaska once. Let us not forget the Durst bins in Texas.
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What movies do I like?… well I like.,, you know… what sort do YOU like?… yeah.. me too they are great.
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