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Mr. Schubarth owns large ranch where he specializes in breeding unusual livestock for hunting purposes. He wanted to produce a large exotic sheep for trophy hunters. With the help of several accomplices, he has been importing genetic material from the Marco Polo sheep from Kyrgyzstan. A laboratory was able to create 165 embryos, which were implanted in domestic sheep he owned. He managed to get at least one male hybrid which he named, "Montana Mountain King (MMK)". He used MMK to inseminate several of his ewes and sold some of MMK's semen to buyers around the US. All of this is very illegal and violates many laws. If I make it to 80, I would be content to do a crossword puzzle / Sudoku. I don't think I'd have the energy to organize an international sheep scheme. https://www.yahoo.com/tech/montana-man-pleads-guilty-creating-003000858.html Picture of the Marco Polo Sheep.  because it is deceased. I tried to find you a live one, but it seems they are a popular target for hunters. Also it appears they live in the middle of nowhere, so there aren't many pictures of them.
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Why is it illegal to breed into existence the perfect sheep for a man from new Zealand to shag????
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Mar 14, 2024 19:28
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that man's name... dee eight
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Mar 14, 2024 19:30
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it always comes back to sheep semen
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Mar 14, 2024 19:31
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bradzilla posted:that man's name... dee eight lol and/or gene splicer
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Mar 14, 2024 19:31
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feel like it's kind of offensive to call them "Franksheep" they're just really big sheep.
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Mar 14, 2024 19:32
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Is this how we're finally going to end up with sheep with pug faces and teacup sized sheep
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Mar 14, 2024 19:35
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bradzilla posted:that man's name... dee eight Luvcow posted:lol lol theyre so freaking old
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Mar 14, 2024 19:39
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bossy lady posted:Is this how we're finally going to end up with sheep with pug faces and teacup sized sheep If the dude had just mad science'd dogs, he'd be rolling in dough and get to pick out a new breed name. Western world is nuts about frankenstein dogs.
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Mar 14, 2024 19:54
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What was he arrested for was he loving them or something creating some kind of satanic sheep-man hybrid?
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Mar 14, 2024 19:55
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Hunt? Those things have built in handle bars, I'd rather see them in a race. Vroom vroom baaah vroom.
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Mar 14, 2024 19:58
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bossy lady posted:Is this how we're finally going to end up with sheep with pug faces and purple hair
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Mar 14, 2024 20:16
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guy was already in his 30s when madonna started her career, now that’s old
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Mar 14, 2024 20:18
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 Not to support The Mountain of Dr Moreau, but I don't really see the problem? Horse/cow people do this sort of crazy poo poo all the time.
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Mar 14, 2024 20:30
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How big are the balls on these things though
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Mar 14, 2024 20:35
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Tiny, which is why their semen is so valuable.
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Mar 14, 2024 20:36
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It's not like animals can't get stupid mutations all on their own.
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Mar 14, 2024 20:38
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Dude created a sheep you can jerk off and money shoots out of its cock
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Mar 14, 2024 20:38
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Imagine if it was deer and deer semen instead to breed superior deer on deer farms with especially excellent deer semen that costs more than you would think, but less than you would hope
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Mar 14, 2024 20:39
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Bah.
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Mar 14, 2024 20:40
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Just as you are warned at airports to not accept any packages from strangers, the same should now be practiced with regards to semen. If you find yourself an unwitting accomplice to a sheep semen smuggling operation, your ignorance will not protect you in the eyes of the law.
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Mar 14, 2024 20:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDlqPWAB5w8
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Mar 14, 2024 20:43
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deer semen
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Mar 14, 2024 20:58
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bradzilla posted:that man's name... dee eight nope, i'm not into sheep stuff. i did, however buy into a scheme to create venison bacon. it had the potential to be a billion dollar hipster fad so i fronted all the money for 50 male whitetail deer and 100 berkshire sows but the stupid deer wouldn't even attempt to mate with the pigs and then the whole mess went bankrupt. next thing i know, i'm out 150 sows and bucks
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Mar 14, 2024 21:08
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dee eight posted:nope, i'm not into sheep stuff. i did, however buy into a scheme to create venison bacon. it had the potential to be a billion dollar hipster fad so i fronted all the money for 50 male whitetail deer and 100 berkshire sows but the stupid deer wouldn't even attempt to mate with the pigs and then the whole mess went bankrupt. next thing i know, i'm out 150 sows and bucks lol i hate that this made me laugh
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Mar 14, 2024 21:09
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:How big are the balls on these things though I took some pictures of incredibly large sheep and goat testicles at the state fair
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Mar 14, 2024 21:09
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dee eight posted:nope, i'm not into sheep stuff. i did, however buy into a scheme to create venison bacon. it had the potential to be a billion dollar hipster fad so i fronted all the money for 50 male whitetail deer and 100 berkshire sows but the stupid deer wouldn't even attempt to mate with the pigs and then the whole mess went bankrupt. next thing i know, i'm out 150 sows and bucks Sounds like you needed a better plan to make a quick buck. Or a little doe.
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Mar 14, 2024 21:12
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I imagine killing things for fun is as prevalent in jail as it is in montana I hope someone makes his life a living hell out of sheer boedom
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Mar 14, 2024 21:15
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What the hell was Genesplicer doing in Montana?
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Mar 14, 2024 21:17
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nine-gear crow posted:What the hell was Genesplicer doing in Montana? sheep
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Mar 14, 2024 21:19
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Lmk when he successfully creates actual sheeple
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Mar 14, 2024 21:23
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Should have at least genetically hosed around with something cool and dangerous to hunt, sheep are the only thing more boring than dumb rear end deer.
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Mar 14, 2024 21:24
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dee eight posted:nope, i'm not into sheep stuff. i did, however buy into a scheme to create venison bacon. it had the potential to be a billion dollar hipster fad so i fronted all the money for 50 male whitetail deer and 100 berkshire sows but the stupid deer wouldn't even attempt to mate with the pigs and then the whole mess went bankrupt. next thing i know, i'm out 150 sows and bucks lol
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Mar 14, 2024 21:25
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The ultimate welsh felony
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Mar 14, 2024 21:27
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A bank i worked at once underwrote bull semen on a real estate loan Whelp thats my story bye
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Mar 14, 2024 21:28
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I’ve got a 55-gallon drum I inherited that’s labeled “assorted semen”, how much can I get for it on eBay?
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Nooner posted:What was he arrested for was he loving them or something creating some kind of satanic sheep-man hybrid? Yes.
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Mar 14, 2024 22:17
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"Land of the Free" but they won't let you wank off a sheep for profit.
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Mar 14, 2024 22:24
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See that bridge coming into town? I built that bridge with my own two hands. Do they call me Jack the bridge-builder? No... See that church at the end of the street? I built it from the ground up. Do they call me Jack the church-builder? No... See that fountain in the square? I built it myself. Do they call me Jack the fountain-maker? No... But you artificially inseminate one sheep with cloned embryos from illegally imported exotic sheep tissue...
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the holy poopacy posted:See that bridge coming into town? I built that bridge with my own two hands. Do they call me Jack the bridge-builder? No...
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