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EorayMel posted:Imagine if it was deer and deer semen instead to breed superior deer on deer farms with especially excellent deer semen that costs more than you would think, but less than you would hope "You don't move semen around, that's too dangerous."
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are they worried the sheep will get loose and make weird baby sheep in the wild and it will be like cane toads in australia?
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naem posted:are they worried the sheep will get loose and make weird baby sheep in the wild and it will be like cane toads in australia? I think that is one of the concerns. I like to think that they were worried the sheep would go all Jurassic Park and start trying to destroy humanity.
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Bad Purchase posted:guy was already in his 30s when madonna started her career, now that’s old thats who i thought he died in
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Would it be possible to hybridize the super sheep with Madonna? 
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OP did you know that antlers and horns are different, antlers fall off but horns are part of the nasal cavity of the animal really makes you think, i bet this dude was loving them
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Mar 14, 2024 23:52
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this is just like that episode of Yosemite
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Breed big sheep so they can hang out in a field to be shot by some dude. How's that considered a trophy hunt?
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This is the same guy that tried to say he wanted my help "breeding" I won't make that mistake again!!!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This is the same guy that tried to say he wanted my help "breeding" I won't make that mistake again!!!! He wanted to have sex
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I think this is how oryx and crake started
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Nooner posted:What was he arrested for was he loving them or something creating some kind of satanic sheep-man hybrid? He lives in Montana. He was loving the sheep.
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Mar 15, 2024 10:32
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This man is an American hero, let him go
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He lives in Montana. He was loving the sheep. He's really dedicated to hybridization ok
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yes your honor i did breed a maximum sized sheep for people to shoot throw me in the slammer
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steinrokkan posted:This man is an American hero, let him go Would you say he's the GOAT?
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This makes me think my plans for a genetically modified hyper-allergenic cat, the DanderLion, might need some legal research
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I remember a story I was told by one of my teachers (the dept head of the technical college I attended, he was a storyteller and didn't give a gently caress about the subject). A friend of his (I'll call her Jane) had a ranch up here in Canada, and was looking to breed them. She contacted a breeder in the US, and they worked out and arranged the sale of 'the sample'. So, one weekend, she takes a trip to the States, crosses the border (this is in New Brunswick, and I believe the breeder was in Maine, so overall not a long trip). This is pre 9/11. Jane gets there, gets a big vial of the stuff, gets it safely contained in her trunk for the trip back, pays for it, gets the paperwork, and travels back. She gets to the border, and some young guy is her border agent. Border agent: "Anything to declare?" Jane: "Actually, yes, I took part in a transaction and am bringing back something." She hands the paperwork to the guy. He starts to look it over, gets a confused look on his face, and asks her to pull ahead and park in the designated spot, which she expected. So, she does, she goes into the office and is at the desk with the guy. By her estimation, it was like the dude's first few months on the job. He's looking over the paperwork again and again, with this totally befuddled look on his face but he's not asking any questions. Jane asks "is anything wrong? Just so you know, it was a completely legal sale, it's stamped there" blah blah blah.... And the guy just nods but doesn't take his eyes off of the paperwork. Eventually, his superior comes up and asks if there's a problem. Guy kind of hesitates, and the boss can tell something's going on. He looks at the paper and then at the guy. Superior: "So? What's the problem?" Border agent: "I uhhh.... I..... I don't know what that is..... E-queen..... S...... Semen?!" Superior, kind of rolling his eyes: "Yeah, she visited a breeder. That says "Equine Semen". Border Agent, who is still looking confused and starting to blush: "....... Uh......" Superior: "It's HORSE CUM!" (he says this loud enough for other agents to hear. This guy doesn't give a gently caress) Border agent: "Oh, uhhh.... Uhhhh..... In....in a jar or something??" Superior: "what, do you want to see it? Ma'am, I assume you have that in the proper containment for transportation?" Jane: "Oh yeah, it's safely contained." Superior, to the agent: "She can go. She has horses and she went to a breeder to get this, and she's going to inject it into her horses. To make new horses. Did you think it was for her?"
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Vampire Panties posted:
That was my initial reation, like who cares if you splice genes or whatever. But in reading it it was the transportation of sheep and sheep parts from Kyrgystan (can bring disease to hearty american sheep) and then selling black-market semen that got him in trouble, not necessarily the weird cloning poo poo. I will say, though, that I think you could make a credible 'slippery slope' argument here. There was this Russian doctor who advanced the field of artificial insemination in horses: Ilya Ivanov. He was a superstar and after that went to create a bunch of animal hybrids, basically mixing and matching a bunch of closely related animals. But he didn't stop there and he traveled to French Guinea where he tried to make a human chimpanzee hybrid. The government kicked him out so he went back to (now) the USSR, where a more receptive government funded his experiments. Allegedly, and this could just be internet headlines, he had told Stalin that he could make a 'Socialist man-ape superwarrior' and that his experiments were an attempt to show that god wasn't real. It did garner support from eugenicists and atheist organizations which were extremely racist even by the standards of the time, like 'well obviously gorillas should be paired with Africans, as gorillas are the darkest. Orangutans should be paired with the yellow ones'. It really blew me away, the racism. This paper: https://sci-hub.se/10.1016/j.shpsc.2008.03.004 argues that the Soviets probably actually wanted man-ape hybrids for 'rejuvination therapies' for the elite. Anyway, he couldn't find enough women who wanted to be inseminated with chimpanzee semen (he wanted to do it without telling them in Guinea) and then an orangutan died and he basically ran out of funding. He then was sentenced to a gulag b/c Stalin didn't really like scientists and he died there. Composer of note Shostakovic toured one of his facilities and "recommended it as a sight worth seeing". He then wrote an short opera about it which was just recently recovered: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orango_(Shostakovich) Very rarely do you find any 'good guys' in stories about animal hybrids, is my takeaway.
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Not to support The Mountain of Dr Moreau, but I don't really see the problem? Horse/cow people do this sort of crazy poo poo all the time.
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Yes, a slippery slope from all of this cum business....
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Vampire Panties posted:
It's an endangered animal and he started the process by illegally importing parts from the endangered animal. Which is in violation of the Lacey Act, and is the only crime he was charged with and and what he pleaded guilty too. Clearly not something you want to encourage or allow people to do.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's an endangered animal and he started the process by illegally importing parts from the endangered animal. Which is in violation of the Lacey Act, and is the only crime he was charged with and and what he pleaded guilty too. Survival of the fittest, btich
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if anyone wants to make a hybrid with me i have tons of semen. i havent catalogued my collection in almost a decade but ive got at least 500 different kinds of semen in my semen closet. please send inquiries to flubbbernuts@gmail.com.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's an endangered animal and he started the process by illegally importing parts from the endangered animal. Which is in violation of the Lacey Act, and is the only crime he was charged with and and what he pleaded guilty too. the manimal hybrid he was eventually going to develop would be even more endangered
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The Marco Polo sheep live in the Pamir Mountains in Kyrgyzstan. Flights from North America to Bishkek range from $1100 to $2600. I found a 14 day expedition through the mountains for $4,000. Apparently from BookYourHunt.com, the average hunt costs at least $20,000. I didn't realize people would spend that kind of money to shoot a sheep, but what do I know? The exotic game trophy market has more dollars than sense  it would seem. So there is money to be made in the semen market if you are willing to circumvent Federal laws.https://www.bookyourhunt.com/en/Tour/11527?species=Marco%20Polo%20sheep https://kalpak-travel.com/tour/pamir-highway-tour/ Edit: I believe Osh is the nearest large city to the mountains? Google Flights wouldn't let me route directly to that city. From what I could find it's around  to travel from Bishkek by bus and takes about 14 hours. It costs around $50 each way for a one hour flight on TezJet.
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making a grip in the jizz game is the american dream
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flubber nuts posted:if anyone wants to make a hybrid with me i have tons of semen. i havent catalogued my collection in almost a decade but ive got at least 500 different kinds of semen in my semen closet. please send inquiries to flubbbernuts@gmail.com. DM me
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First Tic-Tok and now cloned uber monster sheep? Another example of government overreach. 
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Saalkin posted:DM me He’s gonna have to cop you plat first. Nice technique.
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so if you successfully breed a Kzzrrcckkkiůggtdaæn sheep here in ‘merica do you just kind of let it out the back door and a guy pays you to shoot it point blank for a few thousand then like the guy gets dressed up in hunting clothes and poses in the back 40
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naem posted:so if you successfully breed a Kzzrrcckkkiůggtdaæn sheep here in ‘merica do you just kind of let it out the back door and a guy pays you to shoot it point blank for a few thousand then depends there's a permanent colony of oryx at White Sands, NM that you can pay to go hunt that exists entirely for that purpose
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naem posted:so if you successfully breed a Kzzrrcckkkiůggtdaæn sheep here in ‘merica do you just kind of let it out the back door and a guy pays you to shoot it point blank for a few thousand then Correct. This also applies to way more animals than endangered sheep.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's an endangered animal and he started the process by illegally importing parts from the endangered animal. Which is in violation of the Lacey Act, and is the only crime he was charged with and and what he pleaded guilty too. what were the parts doing otherwise? if they were just going to waste this seems like an ethical choice
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How long until I can hunt clones of myself in Montana?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:How long until I can hunt clones of myself in Montana? depends, do you want human clones or manimal clones?
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numberoneposter posted:First Tic-Tok and now cloned uber monster sheep? Another example of government overreach. Yet another example of life's simple pleasures ruined by bureaucracy.
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Code Jockey posted:what were the parts doing otherwise? if they were just going to waste this seems like an ethical choice Yeah everyone says this and it makes sense on the individual level, but if everyone was jacking off all the sheep they wanted it'd gently caress up the environment pretty fast A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Mar 15, 2024 |
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MrQwerty posted:depends, do you want human clones or manimal clones? Well, I could probably get organ transplants from the human prey version of me, and that means I could start drinking again, but on the other hand I could eat the manimal me and I would probably feel way less guilty about it. I guess it’s a toss-up. You know what, I don’t need booze, I’d be perfectly satisfied eating meat from a creature that any normal person would consider to be an abomination. Does manimal me have big horns? If so that clinches it.
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All this jizzing and sperming seems very woke to me
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Look at this sheep's genetically modified balls.
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