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Nigmaetcetera posted:Well, I could probably get organ transplants from the human prey version of me, and that means I could start drinking again, but on the other hand I could eat the manimal me and I would probably feel way less guilty about it. I guess it’s a toss-up. You know what, I don’t need booze, I’d be perfectly satisfied eating meat from a creature that any normal person would consider to be an abomination. Does manimal me have big horns? If so that clinches it. it can boutique manimal creations have come a long way thanks to people like Mr. Schubarth
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bollig posted:That was my initial reation, like who cares if you splice genes or whatever. But in reading it it was the transportation of sheep and sheep parts from Kyrgystan (can bring disease to hearty american sheep) and then selling black-market semen that got him in trouble, not necessarily the weird cloning poo poo. Vladimir Putin's Sephiroth-esque origin story
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want 2 pet that sheep
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I can assure you that nothing good happens to any animal used by profit-minded entrepreneurs to create new "breeds/hybrids," be it through company-funded labwork or a farm-owner's dilapitated puppymill. So yeah that guy should probably see time in the slammer.
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flubber nuts posted:if anyone wants to make a hybrid with me i have tons of semen. i havent catalogued my collection in almost a decade but ive got at least 500 different kinds of semen in my semen closet. please send inquiries to flubbbernuts@gmail.com. Sent you an email
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:46 |
Not like those pure hearted entrepreneurs doing really nice and fun things with livestock like tea parties and be immortal.
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Khanstant posted:Not like those pure hearted entrepreneurs doing really nice and fun things with livestock like tea parties and be immortal. please think of the shareholders
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Anything in service of big game trophy hunting is loving gross conspicuous consumption rich guy bullshit. Seriously, i cant name another hobby that immediately flags one as a classless loving monster.
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Poohs Packin posted:Anything in service of big game trophy hunting is loving gross conspicuous consumption rich guy bullshit. Seriously, i cant name another hobby that immediately flags one as a classless loving monster.
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naem posted:so if you successfully breed a Kzzrrcckkkiůggtdaæn sheep here in ‘merica do you just kind of let it out the back door and a guy pays you to shoot it point blank for a few thousand then Do not mock the noble Kyrgyz Republic with such misspellings they had no part in this depravity and their majestic natural resources were poached for evil purposes
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 05:30 |
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my manimal hybrids are ethically sourced
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 05:32 |
bring back goonited nations the 'stans must unite, for a better world e: probably it would be an immediate shitshow lol SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Mar 16, 2024 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:bring back goonited nations the 'stans must unite, for a better world I think I was the first person to post in that thread and immediately got France and I abandoned the thread instantly
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 05:55 |
I tied to get like argentina or peru bc i wanted to try to build a southern hemisphere allegiance but by then choosing your own country was already denied cause idk somebody did something stupid or hosed up
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numberoneposter posted:this is why i hunt little game. the littler the better. turning dust mites into dust is my passion. I caught a fly with my hand today and whipped it at the tile floor to kill it. Felt like a giant. This is a thrill greater than paying a geriatric $4000 to shoot a frankensheep from a "glamping" tent on some private estate.
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bollig posted:That was my initial reation, like who cares if you splice genes or whatever. But in reading it it was the transportation of sheep and sheep parts from Kyrgystan (can bring disease to hearty american sheep) and then selling black-market semen that got him in trouble, not necessarily the weird cloning poo poo. I dunno about Russian eugenics programs () but someone already made the Beefalo
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Weird, I guess the Godmonster of Indian Flats was a documentary. What a loving weird and dumb movie. Thanks for showing me that, Rifftrax! ... I think.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 12:54 |
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If I wanted to kill some genetic freak for sport I'd play single-player Russian Roulette.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 13:38 |
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I'm reminded of a website I found where the author had written dozens of pages on how humans actually were a hybrid between pigs and chimpanzees. He reminded me of the timecube guy. He also had a phd in microbiotics, I looked him up and everything.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I'm reminded of a website I found where the author had written dozens of pages on how humans actually were a hybrid between pigs and chimpanzees. He reminded me of the timecube guy. He also had a phd in microbiotics, I looked him up and everything. Could be a good front page
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Carlos Lantana posted:I imagine killing things for fun is as prevalent in jail as it is in montana why do you hope for this, carlos
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Code Jockey posted:what were the parts doing otherwise? if they were just going to waste this seems like an ethical choice It's not. Because there'd be no way to prove if it was done ethically. Big game hunters would just happen to have mysterious animal parts from endangered animals to bring back if it was legal.
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million dollar idea: big game hunting but instead of killing the animal you give it a gentle kiss and get away before it mauls you to death.
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bossy lady posted:million dollar idea: big game hunting but instead of killing the animal you give it a gentle kiss and get away before it mauls you to death. This is called counting coup
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It’s not authentic coup-counting if you don’t use a ceremonial tickle-wand.
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Laws like these are why I vote republican.
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Luvcow posted:please think of the shareholders you might be surprised by how often the shareholders want sheep cum.
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feller posted:why do you hope for this, carlos guy is a sick gently caress guy thrill kills and associates with thrill killers guy belongs in a fair fight for a change hope it hurts
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Smugworth posted:Sent you an email i checked all inboxes and nothing. what kind of scam is this??
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 18:53 |
I believe in rehabilative justice. Trauma doesn't teach & getting beat up in super jail is not going to solve anything. Sentence: gene editing to be goated
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 19:03 |
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MrQwerty posted:my manimal hybrids are ethically sourced your manimal hybrids are blocking the white sands runway
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bossy lady posted:million dollar idea: big game hunting but instead of killing the animal you give it a gentle kiss and get away before it mauls you to death. Why do you think they were hunting sheep? Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why do you think they were hunting sheep? Those kisses are not gentle
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Prof. Crocodile posted:you might be surprised by how often the shareholders want sheep cum.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 20:41 |
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Remember that ranch in Texas where you could pay to hunt online? Remote controlled gun from your computer. You could be anywhere on the planet and shoot an animal. They'd put out salt-licks for bait in the scope of the camera, and from your computer you could target, aim, shoot. I believe they would butcher the animal for a fee and ship you the meat. Fortunately they were breaking about 100 laws and got shut down in months; but still... jesus christ...
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500excf type r posted:This makes me think my plans for a genetically modified hyper-allergenic cat, the DanderLion, might need some legal research "Awww he's so- cough kak fftt gak knncck" fan turns and sprays fur all over walls
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 20:54 |
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I think what a man does with his mutant sheep is between him and God and Uncle Sam needs to stay out Also I am pro life
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Mega64 posted:genetic freak ing to get ahold of some Steiner DNA for the ultimate manimal hybrid
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:01 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why do you think they were hunting sheep?
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imagine one of those giant sheep with even beefier horns, surrounded by genetic freaks, flexing its unnaturally massive peaks, while aggressively screaming gibberish at you this is the future we strive for here at my manimal lab
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