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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

For 12 years you have wondered

# ? Mar 18, 2024 04:04

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# ? May 6, 2024 03:40

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vampire Panties posted:

Hello Strangers!

Do you see the dates under the poster's name? thats their birthday! As you can tell, this is an extremely cool and hip place for young people to hang out, chat, share their TicTacs, and have a cool and groovy time!

I'm a very young and hip 20 year old. Ask me about being a volcel non-homeowner.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 04:08

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

For 12 years you have wondered "who is my real dad?"

# ? Mar 18, 2024 04:18

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I'm a very young and hip 20 year old. Ask me about being a volcel non-homeowner.

what color panties are u wearing

# ? Mar 18, 2024 04:24

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I only like orange

edit: tic tacs I mean

# ? Mar 18, 2024 04:30

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

So many users so few posters. Do u ever feel like ur on stage and u don't realize it

# ? Mar 18, 2024 05:07

down1nit: Jan 10, 2004; outlive your enemies

*points spotlight at booger baby*

Showtime!

# ? Mar 18, 2024 05:28

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Everyone please stand in an orderly queue, There are enough hugs for everyone.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 06:47

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I'm a very young and hip 20 year old. Ask me about being a volcel non-homeowner.

What's it like being volcel non homo?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 09:20

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Volcel? Non. Homo!

# ? Mar 18, 2024 09:20

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

what would happen if everybody post at the exact same time...

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:01

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

flubber nuts posted:

what would happen if everybody post at the exact same time...

So you know the whole don't cross the streams thing? So exactly like that. It may end the universe, but if there's an evil god, doing world destroying things about, it will probably kill it.

Anyway I'm sure this bit of trivial information will not become relevant any time in the near future.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:21

peachy...: Jan 15, 2020; ~hey~

flubber nuts posted:

what would happen if everybody post at the exact same time...

The forums would shut down. Everyone, on three...

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:27

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

You want to shut down the forums? Convince the half dozen insane rereg people to get help. There goes 95% of the forum income right there.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:36

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

I lurked for five years before I registered. Don't be like me, 2024 lurkers. Do your part. :patriot:

# ? Mar 18, 2024 11:50

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

flubber nuts posted:

what would happen if everybody post at the exact same time...

I think the last time that happened was when we killed Osama bin Laden.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:15

Vile_Nihlist666: Jan 15, 2009; I'm a special kind of asshole!

THE BAR posted:

I lurked for five years before I registered. Don't be like me, 2024 lurkers. Do your part.

Posting guarantees membership.

Want to know more?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:25

BadFilmBestFilm: Jun 2, 2021

Is...Is this my chance?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:41

some_admin: Oct 11, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Heck yeah 10K, remember those who have sacrificed all over and over for our entertainment.
Is this the highest ever?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:46

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

there's not even 10000 people online, you can't convince me :tinfoil:

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:49

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

It's companies scraping the forum contents to train LLMs. Whether you like it or not, but this forum has a decent amount of content and information from very knowledgeable people and some very funny posts(see my post history for examples). We're like a reddit lite

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:52

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

GABA ghoul posted:

We're like a reddit lite

Rude!

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:53

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

BadFilmBestFilm posted:

Is...Is this my chance?

Well done young one :hai:

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:48

Blitter: Mar 16, 2011

GABA ghoul posted:

It's companies scraping the forum contents to train LLMs. Whether you like it or not, but this forum has a decent amount of content and information from very knowledgeable people and some very funny posts(see my post history for examples). We're like a reddit lite

Looking forward to the day when some lovely support bot tells me to gently caress myself until the next release, when this poo poo is fixed.

Edit: actually this would be a better response than most tech support so perhaps this is fine??

Blitter fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Mar 18, 2024

# ? Mar 18, 2024 14:32

peachy...: Jan 15, 2020; ~hey~

Those LLM bots can scrape this: 🖕

# ? Mar 18, 2024 14:59

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Data Scrapers. Pure evil.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:00

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Scraping my posts without paying :10bux:

is stealing. You wouldn't scrape a car.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:00

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

SA shareholders drooling at these growth numbers

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:03

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Grey Cat posted:

Scraping my posts without paying is stealing. You wouldn't scrape a car.

Oh, I would. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

people coming to marvel at my posts

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:11

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

My posts aren't postworthy but the volume is boastworthy

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

i put the pee in post

who's covering the other letters?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:15

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

I assume AI and search bots are just crawling the site now. The other day I googled a question and one of the top results was from SA. Granted, the question I asked was one I asked on the forums and got no answer to, but still.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:56

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Vampire Panties posted:

Hello Strangers!

Do you see the dates under the poster's name? thats their birthday! As you can tell, this is an extremely cool and hip place for young people to hang out, chat, share their TicTacs, and have a cool and groovy time!

babaa ba

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:57