antivehicular you have come through with comedy in the face of...well, not nihilism, as you said
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A kind of Mephistopheles character in The Recognitions employs the protagonist to make counterfeits of the paintings of Dutch masters, and his name is Recktall Brown. Maybe you guys just missed one of op's many literary references
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 12:55 |
Antivehicular posted:All right, I'm home from work, let's take a look at Chapter 6, The Supermarket. surviving The Nihilist's Pocket Survival Guide to Modern Society
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:36 |
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lol thanks Antivehicular for the thorough dismantling of this dreck.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:40 |
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Many comments since yesterday when I last checked the forum. I'll address some of them specifically but most generally. Rob Filter--I used a private professional editor that I had previously worked with on another project. SS--No further excerpts, partly because of the pinata reception but mostly because they are out of context. Story arc and character arc build throughout a novel. To draw any conclusions about story or character based on a single chapter or excerpt from a chapter invites misinterpretation. I only included a sample chapter in the media kit because that is recommended, but I hardly think it's a valid way to make any determinations about the book as a whole. This has generally been a tough crowd with respect to my original post. Folks are critical of the cover, the editing, the writing, the reviews, the marketing, and just about every aspect. That's fine. I can take it and the cover art criticisms are valid to a point. Nameless, faceless urban masses are a reality that Rectum Levitcus has a unique perspective on. The AI image needs some photoshopping. For folks who haven't read the book, I offered to gift up to 10 copies. I haven't had any takers but the offer still stands through March 29. My intent with that offer was simply to share something with a readership that I thought would vibe with the story and the character. If a person likes it, maybe they recommend it to another person. I still think most of the people on this forum would enjoy the book. A lot of criticism that's been levied, I take with a grain of salt. If someone hasn't read the book, the criticism says more about that person than the book. I don't appreciate criticism directed at me personally. You don't know me. Would you criticize the food at a restaurant you never ate at and don't know anyone else who has? Thus far, I haven't attacked anyone beyond a mild smack down of MM. Yet, I abide multiple criticisms from people who don't know me and haven't read my work. I don't know how many others of you have written books. If you have, congrats, that is a fine achievement. Criticizing a book is a lot easier than writing, publishing, and marketing one. Getting feedback from readers is one of the ways writers improve their craft. So, I value that feedback even if it isn't positive. If your MO is to throw stones go for it but do it after reading the book. Aim your stones at the person in the jean-pocket photo. That's my own rear end so you have a nice target. Chill.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:47 |
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if its your own rear end and not an AI photo why is there an extremely similar photo of an entirely different person in an AI written review of your book
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:04 |
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Tungyn Cheque posted:Many comments since yesterday when I last checked the forum. I'll address some of them specifically but most generally. I want a free copy give me a free copy
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:08 |
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Wrong again, MM. That's a real person who received an ARC (Advanced Reader Copy) and posted a review. And the questions in the media kit are not AI generated. MM if you want a free copy, message me with your email. Amazon will send you a redemption code to download a copy.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:09 |
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Tungyn Cheque posted:Nameless, faceless urban masses are a reality that Rectum Levitcus has a unique perspective on. There is zero evidence of a "unique perspective" displayed by your character in the shopping excerpt you shared. It simply reads like completely banal "I am smarter and better than all the dumb people around me" perspective that millions of teenage boys go through. Maybe by the end he realizes that these "nameless, faceless masses" are not in fact NPCs for him to feel superior to, but humans all with their own interior lives and problems? I doubt it. AcidCat fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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Thank you AcidCat. You just proved my point. You know nothing about the character because this excerpt is from the middle of the book. You would understand his unique perspective if you understood the character.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:14 |
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If he has a unique perspective then why didn't you share an excerpt that actually demonstrates that even a little bit.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:15 |
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Antivehicular posted:Presumably, in this sort of midcentury-phantasmagoria Generic Horrible Supermarket, all products come in bulky unnecessary cardboard boxes; in the real world, most products in cardboard boxes need to be and are more conveniently carried home packaged, even for someone going with a backpack on foot. This part amuses me because most of the things it would apply to are highly processed foods like crackers, cereal, boxed cookies, and so on that comes in a sealed plastic bag inside a cardboard box--stuff that you would think are for indiscriminate consumers and not a thrifty discerning home cook. The uncharitable interpretation is that this was written by someone who wants to make simple frugal meals but doesn't really cook, so they assume that bulk rice and beans come packaged the same way as their junk food.
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burner account is a go very excited to be corrected by reading the complete work and realizing that I was being unfair Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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Gonna be real the fact he actually earnestly sent me a copy has drained like 50% of my bullying energy
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:13 |
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Antivehicular posted:At last, God help us, R.L. has purchased his groceries. He's saved a lot of money, and he's very proud of how smart he is, in case we haven't intuited that element of his character yet. I actually read this particular line totally differently. I read this as RL having a laugh at the fake "savings of $X! Wow!" line that stores include on receipts as marketing. I actually found that part sympathetic, because it really is goofy and demeaning to be fed a line about how the store totally saved you $30 after buying a bunch of tiny, shrinkflated tins for prices that are somehow 20% higher than they were a year ago. If that line is actually meant to be read straight then yikes, lol. Speaking of which, that section was a huge missed opportunity for some commentary on inflation/shrinkflation/prices. That's something that hits close to home that people really care about. Also could have gone in on instacart and other "gig work" shopping services that are commonly seen at super markets these days. Nothing on self-checkouts? Nothing on those stupid membership cards that stores make you use to get the best price, or having to log into some lovely app to get the latest coupons? Really that entire section felt like it could have been written back in the 90's, all of the most annoying present day practices went totally ignored. Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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Thanks Vox Nihili! Shrinkflation wasn't much of a topic when I was writing the book, but I might just add a line or two and submit a revision. Mel, I appreciate your comments. I will put my Kevlar body armor in the closet for the moment.
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In all seriousness, read and internalise anti v's critique, it's extremely high quality.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:48 |
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Vox Nihili posted:I actually read this particular line totally differently. I read this as RL having a laugh at the fake "savings of $X! Wow!" line that stores include on receipts as marketing. I actually found that part sympathetic, because it really is goofy and demeaning to be fed a line about how the store totally saved you $30 after buying a bunch of tiny, shrinkflated tins for prices that are somehow 20% higher than they were a year ago. If that line is actually meant to be read straight then yikes, lol. You may be right, honestly? I was going off the beginning of the chapter, where we get a lengthy passage about how R.L. carefully shops loss leaders, cuts coupons, and does all the smart-shopper stuff, so in that context it feels like it's supposed to be "look at all the money he managed to save by being So Very Smart." We do get a brief aside about fake bargains earlier in the chapter, but I don't think we're given enough information to tell if this is the product of R.L.'s cleverness or just marketing copy. It's like... more specific details would maybe make the joke land better??? Tungyn Cheque posted:Thank you AcidCat. You just proved my point. You know nothing about the character because this excerpt is from the middle of the book. You would understand his unique perspective if you understood the character. Dude, this is your sample chapter. This is all a potential reader has to go on. (And I'm counting the synopsis here, which tells us nothing about R.L. aside from that he's in his thirties.) If the character and narrative voice doesn't make sense without earlier context, your sample chapter needs to be Chapter 1, because giving your reader five random pages and claiming that they won't make sense without the full book is poo poo marketing.
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Tungyn Cheque posted:Nameless, faceless urban masses are a reality that Rectum Levitcus has a unique perspective on. No, he doesn't. I had this identical "unique perspective" in high school twenty-five years ago. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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'Faceless urban masses' aren't a reality! They're an illusion.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 21:18 |
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Antivehicular posted:If the character and narrative voice doesn't make sense without earlier context, your sample chapter needs to be Chapter 1, because giving your reader five random pages and claiming that they won't make sense without the full book is poo poo marketing. He can't make the sample Chapter 1, though, because Chapter 1 is bad. It's actually less funny than the grocery chapter (I have a fondness for subtle puns and the "embalming" joke got a chuckle), and the story of Rectum Leviticus's birth and naming is both much more complicated and much less entertaining than it needs to be. And the first gendered insult in the book occurs in literally the second sentence.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:01 |
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I am shocked, shocked to hear that another chapter of this sucks and is misogynist. (Let me guess: our boy has issues with his mom?)
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HopperUK posted:'Faceless urban masses' aren't a reality! They're an illusion.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:03 |
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HopperUK posted:'Faceless urban masses' aren't a reality! They're an illusion. Oh? Then what's that image on the cover??? Checkmate Tequila Bob posted:He can't make the sample Chapter 1, though, because Chapter 1 is bad. It's actually less funny than the grocery chapter (I have a fondness for subtle puns and the "embalming" joke got a chuckle), and the story of Rectum Leviticus's birth and naming is both much more complicated and much less entertaining than it needs to be. You can read chapter 1 in the Amazon preview thing, so that's probably the sample most people will actually see lol
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Antivehicular posted:I am shocked, shocked to hear that another chapter of this sucks and is misogynist. (Let me guess: our boy has issues with his mom?) Rectum doesn't, in the sample anyway, but Tungyn does. He calls her "ditzy" and says her brain is "ravaged by too many dubious drugs" for no apparent reason; these traits aren't referenced again. And the mother actually has some normal, sensible dialogue later in the chapter, the only error being a tiny misnaming of Braxton Hicks contractions. ("The ditzy drug ho can't even name medical terms precisely, ha ha!", we are supposed to think.) Tequila Bob fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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Tequila Bob posted:He can't make the sample Chapter 1, though, because Chapter 1 is bad. It's actually less funny than the grocery chapter (I have a fondness for subtle puns and the "embalming" joke got a chuckle), and the story of Rectum Leviticus's birth and naming is both much more complicated and much less entertaining than it needs to be. buddy how can you read this and then go "oh no a gendered insult" Its critiquing the paint on the titanic
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:15 |
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Lmao there's no way this guy is for real, right? (from the amazon sample) "Warning: weaponized cringe ahead"
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:23 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:buddy how can you read this and then go "oh no a gendered insult" Gendered insults are worse than Hitler.
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Tequila Bob posted:Rectum doesn't, in the sample anyway, but Tungyn does. He calls her "ditzy" and says her brain is "ravaged by too many dubious drugs" for no apparent reason; these traits aren't referenced again. And the mother actually has some normal, sensible dialogue later in the chapter, the only error being a tiny misnaming of Braxton Hicks contractions. ("The ditzy drug ho can't even name medical terms precisely, ha ha!") I was going to make a followup post on "so is the mom a screeching fat harpy who trapped the dad in a loveless marriage, a stupid slut who can't keep a man, or an exciting combination thereof," but I guess that answers that! ("The mom will not actually do anything objectionable on page" and "we'll get some commentary on the mom's appearance and/or fuckability for no good reason" are obvious.)
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Trying to be remotely productive, I'm thinking of books that do this whole Critique of the Emptiness of Capitalism well and I keep coming back to Joe Wenderoth's Letters to Wendys (available for free via IA!), a poetry collection about a man so alienated by capitalism that he sees "we care!" on a feedback form and takes it 100% earnestly and proceeds – over the course of a year – to write 365 poems that each fit on a Wendys customer feedback form, of increasing derangement when his dear friend Wendy doesn't answer him. Look, he's alienated by the big food place! He thinks he's better and smarter than the other customers! It's very Gen X fiction, parts of it haven't aged well, but it hits the snarky cynical wry iconoclasm that OP seems to be aiming at, and I think core to it is that its protagonist only THINKS he's the smartest person in the room and the collection knows it. Like he talks up how much better and smarter he is while spending every day for a year sitting in a Wendys leering at the employees and writing erotic poetry about shoving sandwiches up his rear end. He's a pretty horrible dude, but it becomes increasingly clear that he's a product of the world around him, he's traumatized and alienated, and the critique of the modern world emerges from that. If he were actually as smart and cool as he thinks, there'd be nothing here. There's pathos because he's pathetic. He's a weird little guy who makes an allusion to Greek mythology then goes to jerk off while making GBS threads in the toilets of a fast food restaurant. You get a really strong sense of character from him, his ego and his insecurity and his pain, and he's often repulsive to read but it's also kind of fascinating and despite everything you feel bad for the dude. It's not a book for everybody but I think it succeeds at everything OP fails, and could be instructive.
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Also like ... Anti's right that our relationship to food is a huge part of our lives and tremendously revealing of both character and world. How does a good writer handle that? Here's a sample chapter from a satire of modern capitalist society that involves a sardonic, nihilistic protagonist going to the supermarket. Alice (our protagonist) sucks. One of the first things we see her do in the entire book is (despite intense food precarity) spill a bunch of sauerkraut on a random dude on the bus because he gives her bad vibes and she doesn't like sauerkraut. In this chapter, she's started dating a wealthy man and he's given her money to go food shopping for his daughter. Look how much worldbuilding and character-building the sample chapter does just by having her walk around in the supermarket. What is it saying about this society? What is it saying about her? quote:As I moved my trolley around the other shoppers, avoiding eye contact, another feeling in me gathered mass like a storm at sea. I remembered why I never went to the fancy supermarket, even back when Nick and I were together and food wasn’t weirdly priced. What had made me come now? Was it simply that I had $1000 burning a hole in my pocket? Was my conscience actually weaker than I thought? Sociopathic-shopper weak? Was $1000 the threshold at which I could suppress my loathing of this place? SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Mar 23, 2024 |
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Vox Nihili posted:I skimmed the Amazon preview and the story opens by explaining that the man is named Rectum because they misspelled "Rector" on his birth certificate. I hate to say it but I just don't find that scenario at all plausible. I used to work with a guy named "Riehard" and the rumor around the office is that his name got misspelled/misread on his naturalization paperwork and he never bothered to change it. Everyone called him "Tan".
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Antivehicular posted:NGL, the mental image of a family who intended to name their child Rector, ended up with Rectum on the birth certificate, and just shrugged and said "guess that's the name now! Welcome to the world, Rectum!" is funnier than anything in the sample chapter. It was funnier when Pratchett and Gaiman did it with Puritans. Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer is funny, rather than sad.
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Antivehicular posted:I'm gonna go into a fugue and this is just going to turn into "RECTUM LEVITICUS, BROOKS CRACKTACLE, CHERRY VENUS" for pages and pages) is supposed to be, but in practice, he's just a cipher. But anyway, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Tungyn Cheque
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Also like ... Anti's right that our relationship to food is a huge part of our lives and tremendously revealing of both character and world. How does a good writer handle that? This book owns insanely hard btw
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Tungsten Chic
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Vox Nihili posted:Tungsten Chic My favorite Oliver Sacks book.
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Solus posted:Tungyn Cheque Claire Colpa Brooks Cracktackle Jimmy You can learn a thing or two from Brooks Cracktackle, OP Songbearer fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Mar 23, 2024 |
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