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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

goons are loving up my punctual thread because they can't loving read. this thread is about punching and being punched.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


How many more times is the thread tree going to branch I wonder? Someone needs to be punched.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

god dammit I made a radio button poll, mods please fix.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

big nipples big life posted:

god dammit I made a radio button poll, mods please fix.

request denied.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
& ticket closed.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you think i'm coming with a punch but that's why you don't see my sweet roundhouse kick

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

son of a

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I am Konami Man and I don’t give you energy because you hit me.

KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009
Two fists for two lips

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mozi posted:

you think i'm coming with a punch but that's why you don't see my sweet roundhouse kick

You think you can defeat my Wang Tu style??

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

For real though in any actual fight I am going to lead with a left hand block, and once you've exposed your dumb rear end after that wild punch I will decide how I finish you off. Not certain, abstractly.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
welcome to the 36 chambers of getting punched

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Also, there is great risk of hurting yourself punching someone else. Either by damaging your hand or injuring your wrist. As such an open faced strike is far superior to a closed fist.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mozi posted:

welcome to the 36 chambers of getting punched

"BLAZE IT"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If I see Saalkin in this thread I’mma smack the drink outta his hand fr fr no cap

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
Now this I can get into.

I don't like being punched and I'm 50/50 on punching

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
Punching can be exercise and kicking is a punch with your feet

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Wxiog5K98

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I've been chewing ice and gum for years to strengthen my jaw so I can take a punch.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If I see Saalkin in this thread I’mma smack the drink outta his hand fr fr no cap

I'm breaking your nose with a swift upper cut.

Powerful and beautiful fluid movements.

HIYAH!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Such powerful energy.....

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Oh nice I'm usually late and have been looking for tips for how to be on time

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

Oh nice I'm usually late and have been looking for tips for how to be on time

*Punches you right in the Shnozz

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


red is good, the other colors kinda suck though.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

big nipples big life posted:

red is good, the other colors kinda suck though.

Thank you. Also that guy in the Trump thread who's a photoshopping wizard.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Hey guys, someone spiked the punch!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

I'm breaking your nose with a swift upper cut.

Powerful and beautiful fluid movements.

HIYAH!

More like an upper BUTT!

*dodges easily, counters with The Posters’ Elbow*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That meme of the guy smoking weed watching Saalkin and Bags fighting

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Bitch I will destroy you with Shaheen, he punches real good

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Punching is so 2000 and late. I use cutting remarks and back-handed compliments to destroy my victims ego.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Punching is so 2000 and late. I use cutting remarks and back-handed compliments to destroy my victims ego.

Left hand block

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I do like king from tekken and link a wedgie into a noogie into a purple nurple into a pink belly.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

into a swirly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Left hand block

Nice block....

For a total wuss

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Nice block....

For a total wuss

UH HUH! Don't even try it LAP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

UH HUH! Don't even try it LAP

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

redshirt posted:

UH HUH! Don't even try it LAP

hes being antagonistic today. just ignore him

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hes being antagonistic today. just ignore him

OH HELL NO HE HATH BROUGHTEN IT IN THE PUNCHING THREAD!!!!

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Hey everyone! Is this the thread we're supposed to bring punch to?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hes being antagonistic today. just ignore him

I have talked before about how the people who help administrate this site have been reverse-gangstalking me and this only serves as confirmation

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