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fr fr though, I have always been a non-violent person. Don't like hurtin' fools. But I did get into a fight once. Got punched a couple times and that sucked but what really sucked is I punched this dude, a friend really, super loving hard and I knew that it hurt like absolute gently caress and that was an incredibly uncool feeling. Insults on the other hand....
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While you studied the blade, I learned every insult. That's right, all of them. Who's the fool now, you panty-sniffer?
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how appropriate, your mother looks like a cow
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I almost punched somebody last night. There I was just having a few dozen drinks and some gas station sushi at home while recovering from a concussion and then some dweeb calls all like “boo hoo I locked my keys in my car like it’s 1997 oh woe is me” and now I gotta drive the tow truck all the ways out to this guy an hour away. So’s I get there and there’s this chump wearing roller skates crying outside his Prius like it’s my fuggin problem. So there I am tryin to open this guy’s door and he’s all like “oh boo hoo you’re taking too long” and so’s I tell the guy maybe he outta ride them skates home before things get ugly. Then this jerk has the nerve to grab my tools and open his own door! Jeez Louise the nerve of this guy! A “thank you” woulda been nice is all I’m sayin.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I almost punched somebody last night. There I was just having a few dozen drinks and some gas station sushi at home while recovering from a concussion and then some dweeb calls all like “boo hoo I locked my keys in my car like it’s 1997 oh woe is me” and now I gotta drive the tow truck all the ways out to this guy an hour away. So’s I get there and there’s this chump wearing roller skates crying outside his Prius like it’s my fuggin problem. So there I am tryin to open this guy’s door and he’s all like “oh boo hoo you’re taking too long” and so’s I tell the guy maybe he outta ride them skates home before things get ugly. Then this jerk has the nerve to grab my tools and open his own door! Jeez Louise the nerve of this guy! A “thank you” woulda been nice is all I’m sayin. -_-
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I almost punched somebody last night. There I was just having a few dozen drinks and some gas station sushi at home while recovering from a concussion and then some dweeb calls all like “boo hoo I locked my keys in my car like it’s 1997 oh woe is me” and now I gotta drive the tow truck all the ways out to this guy an hour away. So’s I get there and there’s this chump wearing roller skates crying outside his Prius like it’s my fuggin problem. So there I am tryin to open this guy’s door and he’s all like “oh boo hoo you’re taking too long” and so’s I tell the guy maybe he outta ride them skates home before things get ugly. Then this jerk has the nerve to grab my tools and open his own door! Jeez Louise the nerve of this guy! A “thank you” woulda been nice is all I’m sayin. lol
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I almost punched somebody last night. There I was just having a few dozen drinks and some gas station sushi at home while recovering from a concussion and then some dweeb calls all like “boo hoo I locked my keys in my car like it’s 1997 oh woe is me” and now I gotta drive the tow truck all the ways out to this guy an hour away. So’s I get there and there’s this chump wearing roller skates crying outside his Prius like it’s my fuggin problem. So there I am tryin to open this guy’s door and he’s all like “oh boo hoo you’re taking too long” and so’s I tell the guy maybe he outta ride them skates home before things get ugly. Then this jerk has the nerve to grab my tools and open his own door! Jeez Louise the nerve of this guy! A “thank you” woulda been nice is all I’m sayin. lol
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How many real adult fights have you been in? Not asking professional boxers/MMA gals.
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five hundred and seventy-t.... oh just a sec *pow* *bam* *kathwap* five hundred and seventy-four
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:hes being antagonistic today. just ignore him Just today? Isn't that him always?
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Saalkin posted:Just today? Isn't that him always? i made you a fly siggy :(
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My dad taught me how to throw a punch, my mom taught me how to take one
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Literally A Person posted:i made you a fly siggy I'm sorry I love you
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Saalkin posted:I'm sorry I love you folded immediately at the sad face smilie. and thats why LAP never needs to throw a punch. everyone taking notes?
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gently caress! I've been had!
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Bags and LAP besting me. I'll get you both when I post the revenge mega thread
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I just legit love punching and fighting. With all the people's of the world.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:folded immediately at the sad face smilie. and thats why LAP never needs to throw a punch. everyone taking notes? Float like a butterfly, weasel out of poo poo like a weasel.
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I was at a funeral home when my great grandma died and was talking to my sister for a second. She was talking about someone that annoyed her and said she wanted to “fist him” obviously meaning “punch him” in this context. I tried to warn her that she maybe shouldn’t talk about fisting people out in the open, but she didn’t really get it and I had to explain to her what fisting was.
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Gila. Gila. Gila. Gila, monster. Whoooo!!
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Literally A Person posted:Float like a butterfly, weasel out of poo poo like a weasel. lol
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For those confused about my last post: Saalkin's AV is the cover of this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQX2CsMCB9M
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I'd be fine with being punched if I could be listening to King Gizzard when it happened 
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Revins posted:I'd be fine with being punched if I could be listening to King Gizzard when it happened 
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i punched and have been punched 1 (one) time in my kind of adult life (college). i cut my hand on the guy's teeth and he absolutely rattled my brain and then smarter people tackled us. you could say i'm a combat master. edit: i mostly missed with my swing, just kinda grazed the chompers
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Fighting never solves anything.
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Rad-daddio posted:Fighting never solves anything. actually it says right in the bible: Well, maybe there's a God above As for me all I've ever learned from love Is how to shoot somebody who outdrew you this parable shows that you should shoot people when you meet them, so 
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Rad-daddio posted:Fighting never solves anything. It depends if you kick the other guy's rear end or not.
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Rad-daddio posted:Fighting never solves anything. Pretty sure it solves the question of who would win in a fight
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one thing a lot of people don't know about good form and throwing a proper punch, is that most of your power comes from the legs, hips, and torso, and ideally you should form a fist around a knife and then punch your opponent with the "blade" this is why a big wallop is known as a haymaker, since knives are used to cut hay
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It doesn't event tell who is the better fighter, combat sport fan discussions prove it fails at even that point
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Buce posted:one thing a lot of people don't know about good form and throwing a proper punch, is that most of your power comes from the legs, hips, and torso, and ideally you should form a fist around a knife and then punch your opponent with the "blade" This is so true. It's a series of twisting and torque. My master was an old man long ago, and very small and thin, and yet when he demonstrated a punch or a kick, wow. So much power. And he was this little old man.
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Buce posted:one thing a lot of people don't know about good form and throwing a proper punch, is that most of your power comes from the legs, hips, and torso, and ideally you should form a fist around a knife and then punch your opponent with the "blade" Shakira was right, the hips don't lie
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I always worry about being one of those people with a messed up vein in my brain that might rupture if I ever get punched. Just one light tap and I'm dead on the floor. Also, I guess I've never been punched. I try to be as chill as possible irl, and solve problems with patience and communication. This method will work for me right up until I get violently murdered, I guess.
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Rad-daddio posted:I always worry about being one of those people with a messed up vein in my brain that might rupture if I ever get punched. Just one light tap and I'm dead on the floor. Stand behind me brother, I will punch and be punched for both of us.
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no punching in the punching thread.
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