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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

DemonToadGoat posted:

I like to be on time, but often I show up too early, like 35 minutes or more, so I find a side street to sit on my phone and wait for a more appropriate time to go. But then I end up distracted and/or lost and end up late anyway

Same.

Do you ever show up to an event early? Like 30 minutes to a dinner to help out?

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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

quick q: what should you do if somebody punches you and it hurts?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Buce posted:

quick q: what should you do if somebody punches you and it hurts?

Put a steak on it

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Revins posted:

Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive

Do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Buce posted:

quick q: what should you do if somebody punches you and it hurts?

Running away is a good bet.

loving everyone has guns now. Even if you start to win, you can instantly lose at any time.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
What's the old saying, "there's only losers in street fights?"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

Do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away

*emerges from the shadows BIFF! BAP! KAPOW! Dispatches u with great ease*

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Rad-daddio posted:

What's the old saying, "there's only losers in street fights?"

My kickboxing coach used to say that the winner in a knife fight gets to die at the hospital. I always enjoyed that one.

naem
May 29, 2011

The Bible posted:

Running away is a good bet.

loving everyone has guns now. Even if you start to win, you can instantly lose at any time.

anyone over 12 should probably not get into fist fights for this reason imo

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

naem posted:

anyone over 12 should probably not get into fist fights for this reason imo

don't forget the 6 year old who shot their teacher :patriot:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Rad-daddio posted:

What's the old saying, "there's only losers in street fights?"

Idk sounds like nerd talk to me.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I've seen enough people getting hit or getting into fistfights online to know that most of these people are one misstep from million dollar baby-ing themselves on a curb or nearby chair.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Saalkin posted:

Do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away

:hai:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I do not punch or get punched.
I time a frame-perfect parry and channel a radial burst of energy to knock my opponent down.

I help them back up and then we kiss.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Saalkin posted:

Arent you short?

The hell you got against short people pal?!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

MakaVillian posted:

The hell you got against short people pal?!

Sorry can't hear from all the way down there. You'll need to speak up

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Smugworth is seven pugs in a trench coat and if you punch one the whole stack just drops down like those guys in Super Mario World

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Saalkin posted:

Sorry can't hear from all the way down there. You'll need to speak up

The only thing going up will be my fist into your junk pal!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

MakaVillian posted:

The hell you got against short people pal?!

short people are not to be trifled with.

I had a short friend basically pick me up off the ground and slam me back into it when we were goofing off waiting for the school bus. Being tall sometimes just means there's more of you to be used as leverage.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
buying the cheap frames cuz they're getting obliterated in a week or two anyway

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

tetSUOOO posted:

buying the cheap frames cuz they're getting obliterated in a week or two anyway

This guy gets punched

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual

tetSUOOO posted:

buying the cheap frames cuz they're getting obliterated in a week or two anyway

buy a gun

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
look, just because your world is full of white hot mist, doesn't mean ypu can't do anything. trust your fists, they know where they're goingä,ä even if you dont

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

absolutely no guns in the punching thread.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

big nipples big life posted:

absolutely no guns in the punching thread.

like, what the gently caress. america is so weird

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

tetSUOOO posted:

like, what the gently caress. america is so weird

Right, I mean we definitely have punch-guns, at least since the 1940s

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What about brass knuckles?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

big nipples big life posted:

absolutely no guns in the punching thread.

yup. and i will be enforcing this. with extreme prejudice

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

redshirt posted:

What about brass knuckles?

heavyset rings on your fingers, way more legally deniable

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

redshirt posted:

What about brass knuckles?

this is the only weapon allowed in the punching thread:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

besides your body having to be registered as a lethal weapon in 43 states.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

tetSUOOO posted:

heavyset rings on your fingers, way more legally deniable

The only reason to get a class ring.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

like mine.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

redshirt posted:

The only reason to get a class ring.

:hai: word of warning tho, make sure the edges are nice and smooth on the rings, or you will have to dig them out of your palm afterwards

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

nöt gona fit mate

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Punching with anything other than gloves is not punching, it's using a weapon

Unless your hands are properly registered as lethal weapons, of course

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
guys, if you're gonna get punched, just buy a gun and shoot whoever is going to punch you so they die

that's straight facts

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

take your shooting stuff to the USA thread where it belongs.

when you get out of jail I mean.

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
whats the proper etiquette for punching and getting punched at metal/hardcore shows in 2024 it seems different now

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