Requiescat in pace, Sgt. Chowdown

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

First Kate, now Sgt Chowdown. Who’s next, Mr. Cool Ice?

wait Kate Middleton or the Kate with the hoof?

# ? Mar 20, 2024 19:28

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# ? May 10, 2024 04:08

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

ElectricSheep posted:

the Kate with the hoof?

deep cuts

# ? Mar 20, 2024 19:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

ElectricSheep posted:

wait Kate Middleton or the Kate with the hoof?

Yes

# ? Mar 20, 2024 19:40

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Kate Middleton is going to go out like the queen. Discreetly. Getting hosed to death by a horse.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:32

Cassette Moodcore: May 4, 2022

sad to hear about this, i know it wasnt rib kid because he killed someone and is in prison now

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:50

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

get yourself someone who looks at you like sergeant chowdown looks at hot dogs

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:24

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Reggae, soccer, and hot dogs. Dude lived pretty well.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:25

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Saw this guy for the first time on the wall at an army base in Italy in 2006. I immediately bought a hot dog.

# ? Mar 21, 2024 06:14

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Seth Pecksniff posted:

We all knew him, we all loved him

But as of today he is munching on hot dogs in Heaven

https://everloved.com/life-of/robin-lawrence-williams/obituary/

Share your favorite Sgt. Chowdown memories ITT and keep this thread holy in his honor

Should you defile it the consequences will never be the same

oh no

may i have a memorial 6er with the pic of the sarge?

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# ? Mar 21, 2024 06:22

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Dang, heart attack at 60. Maybe eat some salads instead of a hot dog once in a while.

# ? Mar 21, 2024 06:52

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Wifi Toilet posted:

Dang, heart attack at 60. Maybe eat some salads instead of a hot dog once in a while.

gently caress You

# ? Mar 21, 2024 11:20

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Aishlinn posted:

oh no may i have a memorial 6er with the pic of the sarge?

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put that beautifully trimmed stasche on my rapsheet plz

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# ? Mar 21, 2024 21:53

AcidCat: Feb 10, 2005

Wifi Toilet posted:

Dang, heart attack at 60. Maybe eat some salads instead of a hot dog once in a while.

Ban this sick filth.

# ? Mar 21, 2024 22:12

god please help me: Jul 9, 2018; I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Aishlinn posted:

oh no may i have a memorial 6er with the pic of the sarge?

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Same, I would like Sargeant Chowdown on my rapsheet. Rest in peace to a cool dude.

# ? Mar 21, 2024 22:52

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I still do not have sgt. Chowdown on my rapsheet plz help my family is dying...

# ? Mar 21, 2024 22:56

BadFilmBestFilm: Jun 2, 2021

In these difficult times, we can find solace in knowing that we still have the Icy Hot Stuntaz

# ? Mar 21, 2024 23:09

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

BadFilmBestFilm posted:

In these difficult times, we can find solace in knowing that we still have the Icy Hot Stuntaz

My frozen water loyalty goes to Mr Cool Ice

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:08

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

If I could get a 6er with Mr. Robin Williams eating a hot dog it would make my day.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:23

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

rip in peace :sadhotdog:

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:24

Aino Minako: Dec 16, 2007; Perpetual rage elemental

Aishlinn posted:

oh no may i have a memorial 6er with the pic of the sarge?

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Me too, please

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:33

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

dee eight posted:

speaking of hot dogs going in mouths looks like the captain here is getting some top service

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:37

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

MaoistBanker posted:

speaking of hot dogs going in mouths looks like the captain here is getting some top service

That's the autopilot.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:48

naem: May 29, 2011

Aishlinn posted:

oh no may i have a memorial 6er with the pic of the sarge?

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hell, same

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:03

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

god please help me posted:

Same, I would like Sargeant Chowdown on my rapsheet. Rest in peace to a cool dude.

Queued

Aino Minako posted:

Me too, please

Queued

naem posted:

hell, same

Queued

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:04

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

mods, please do not probe me with the image, it would be too painful a reminder

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:24

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I would proudly take a probe to salute a fallen hero.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:25

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

mods, please do not probe me with the image, it would be too painful a reminder

Queued

Android Apocalypse posted:

I would proudly take a probe to salute a fallen hero.

Queued

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:26

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Android Apocalypse posted:

I would proudly take a probe to salute a fallen hero.

Count me in

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:27

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Android Apocalypse posted:

I would proudly take a probe to salute a fallen hero.

???

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:29

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Revins posted:

???

By this I mean i have also heen requesting a probe

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:30

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

MEIN RAVEN posted:

drat. I wonder, will he ever know the difference he made? The lives he saved? The wars he averted? Will the angels sing his praises as he enters the pearly gates? Rarely has a man deserved such adoration. Truly we were blessed to have known his hungry face.

https://publicaffairs-sme.com/FamilyServingFamily/2022/07/20/for-national-hot-dog-day-relish-the-epic-saga-of-aafes-hot-dog-guy/

yeah

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:34

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

PookBear posted:

https://publicaffairs-sme.com/FamilyServingFamily/2022/07/20/for-national-hot-dog-day-relish-the-epic-saga-of-aafes-hot-dog-guy/

yeah

quote:

As part of his job, Williams would do site visits to various Exchanges and on each occasion store associates would say, �I know you from somewhere.� He was even asked to provide a food safety briefing at the annual Shoppette conference in Phoenix, and as he walked around the venue, numerous people would stop him and ask, �Where do I know you from? You look really familiar.�

�Then, two days into the conference,� Williams said, �I got up on the stage to give my briefing and that�s when an observant attendee in the audience shouted, �Oh wow, it�s the Hot Dog Guy!� That was followed with �Strike the pose!��

lmao this is great

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:45

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

I'm going to go out tomorrow and eat a hotdog in his honor. Rest in peace, Sergeant Chowdown.

🌭

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:56

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

quote:

“That’s when everything started to snowball,” Williams said. “I started getting calls from friends in the military saying, ‘Is that what you do at the Exchange? Take pictures and eat hot dogs?’”