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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
had a bagel with hummus just now.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Ohtori Akio posted:

had a bagel with hummus just now.

peace in the middle east?

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Hatebag posted:

peace in the middle east?

i put some palestinian za'atar on top. i chose my side......

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Out of bagels.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Mr Hootington posted:

Out of bagels.

maybe this will teach you the true meaning of bagels

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i had a bagel with labneh on it today for lunch. it was very good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Mr Hootington posted:

Out of bagels.

good

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019



What the gently caress...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
eat some rye bread like an adult

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
oh wow look at my bagel. i have it right here next to my big bowl of peas. oh boy its my turn on the nintendo. grow up

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Smythe posted:

oh wow look at my bagel. i have it right here next to my big bowl of peas. oh boy its my turn on the nintendo. grow up

all three of these things kind of pwn however???what the hell.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

my_custom_username posted:

all three of these things kind of pwn however???what the hell.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


he thinks it's funny to troll the bagel thread and the mods? well they let it happen

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

aw frig aw dang it posted:

he thinks it's funny to troll the bagel thread and the mods? well they let it happen

the mods like smythe posts for some reason lol.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Ohtori Akio posted:

the mods like smythe posts for some reason lol.

they look after their own. it's the fat blue line

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
My brother sent me some genuine New York bagels. He said it was through some company that sends fancy food wherever you want.

It was Goldbelly.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

aw frig aw dang it posted:

the fat blue line

lmaoooooooooo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Animal-Mother posted:

My brother sent me some genuine New York bagels. He said it was through some company that sends fancy food wherever you want.

It was Goldbelly.

lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Animal-Mother posted:

My brother sent me some genuine New York bagels. He said it was through some company that sends fancy food wherever you want.

It was Goldbelly.

glad they're still profitable after losing a big account

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


i say swears online posted:

glad they're still profitable after losing a big account

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I'm going to kick your rear end Hollywood

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

i say swears online posted:

glad they're still profitable after losing a big account

In the end he had one thing in common with a bagel...

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Everyone who posted in this thread above me sticks their slimy little wieners inside the cream cheese bagel hole. Topic Locked.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

y'all ever not hosed a bagel before eating it?

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

Everyone who posted in this thread above me sticks their slimy little wieners inside the cream cheese bagel hole. Topic Locked.

yep. and you do too

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
If they didn't want you to gently caress it there wouldnt be a hole

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

500excf type r posted:

If they didn't want you to gently caress it there wouldnt be a hole

i have to gently caress montreal bagels

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
:gas:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

yep

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


aw frig aw dang it posted:

the fat blue line

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Smythe posted:

eat some rye bread like an adult

mmy portland bread friend (everybody on the west coast has one) recently gifted me some of his einkorn and spelt sourdough and a good thick slice of that (i prefer just shy of an inch) toasted and buttered is good as any breakfast just on its own!

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



that said, today i had a nice salted bagel with plain cream cheese alongside my morning coffee. both great!

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

my_custom_username posted:

they're loving delicious. such an insane bargain as well

i used to work in the store when the bakery was making them. it was torture

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


going to Trader Joe’s tomorrow, going to get a bagel and lox

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

Crusty Nutsack posted:

going to Trader Joe’s tomorrow, going to get a bagel and lox

scab

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

my friend pronounces it "baggle"

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


mahershalalhashbaz posted:

my friend pronounces it "baggle"

Congrats on being friends with Britta Perry op

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

my friend pronounces it "baggle"

This makes the seagull joke not work so it's incorrect

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I made a bacon breakfast sandwich on a grocery store blueberry bagel

yeah, that's right, I'm pretty badass

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


mahershalalhashbaz posted:

my friend pronounces it "baggle"

same

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