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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Sorry, but I like to remember Worf as Statutory Ape, a goon with a "haha lol get it Statutory Ape"-username who would grace us with dissertations on how anyone not born the same day as their partner were either commiting or the victim of statutory rape depending on which one was older. What a cool dude.

lol what? what about if I was born like two hours earlier than my partner, am I in the clear or

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

I like to read funny posts and I don't care where they come from

this

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Sorry, but I like to remember Worf as Statutory Ape, a goon with a "haha lol get it Statutory Ape"-username who would grace us with dissertations on how anyone not born the same day as their partner were either commiting or the victim of statutory rape depending on which one was older. What a cool dude.

reported

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

yeup

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kliras: Mar 27, 2021

all jeffrey needs to do is mint the gooncoin, and roose will be there to sing his praises

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Malah: May 18, 2015

kliras posted:

all jeffrey needs to do is mint the gooncoin, and roose will be there to sing his praises

I can't wait to see what quality posts the gooncoin brings forward. :can:

# ? Mar 23, 2024 22:11

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

a thread where people can repeatedly mispell trumps name would be incredibly ftw

hit up the asian grocery today. hello to the gbs poster who works there.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

lol

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

hit up the asian grocery today. hello to the gbs poster who works there.

It's cold in the ice

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

wow, wouldn't have guessed drump looks even worse without his bronzer

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Its fail to like jorpy peepeeson, bro jogan or dernald tormp

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Hammerite posted:

wow, wouldn't have guessed drump looks even worse without his bronzer

Everyone back up im about to own this lib. Get in your trucks and dig out your commemorative 64oz big gulps because hoo boy the libtard tears are gonna be flowing.

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cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Poohs Packin posted:

Its fail to like jorpy peepeeson, bro jogan or dernald tormp

mmh mmh mmh you're cookin good

# ? Mar 24, 2024 01:14

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

Its fail to like jorpy peepeeson, bro jogan or dernald tormp

and elong musk? notice him be fat and very pale latley>? LOL

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

and elong musk? notice him be fat and very pale latley>? LOL

dude, elong has always been fat and pale

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

MUSKY BOI MADE A DELOREAN BUT BAD THAT USES EMERALD MINE SLAVE BLOOD FOR BRAKE FLUID

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

The "LIBERAL" New York Times??? HAHA

# ? Mar 24, 2024 01:24

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

MUSKY BOI MADE A DELOREAN BUT BAD THAT USES EMERALD MINE SLAVE BLOOD FOR BRAKE FLUID

what this special needs person said

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

I get all my news from a vintage ticker tape machine I have buried inside a shipping container with my guns and survival macaroni buckets.

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Its completely uncensored. Theyre using racial slurs for groups I didnt even know existed.

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Bad Purchase posted:

hit up the asian grocery today. hello to the gbs poster who works there.

Put this on the ballot, and it would sweep the country.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

hit up the asian grocery today. hello to the gbs poster who works there.

Looking Good Sir!

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...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Time to kick some asses at NYT. Goon justice! :getin:

# ? Mar 24, 2024 04:30

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

New York Times, I am the bard of the goons, you should interview me, or I can direct you to some of our greatest loremasters.

Perhaps since you're in New York, you knew of the dragonmaster.

Well he was simply inferior to our wizardmaster and his pencilhands.

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Vile_Nihlist666: Jan 15, 2009; I'm a special kind of asshole!

covidstomper58 posted:

New York Times, I am the bard of the goons, you should interview me, or I can direct you to some of our greatest loremasters.

Perhaps since you're in New York, you knew of the dragonmaster.

Well he was simply inferior to our wizardmaster and his pencilhands.

Praise be unto him

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kevin Roose: And where did your username originate covidstomper58?
Covidstomper58: .....

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covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

Kevin Roose: And where did your username originate covidstomper58?
Covidstomper58: .....

In 2020, sitting in front of my battlestation, why do you ask?

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

covidstompers1 through 57 had failed

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

covidstompers1 through 57 had failed

Thank you for your services

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

I for one support stomping of covid

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

also move any existing active covid threads to gbs tia

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kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

At least the article didn't tie this place to Richard anymore.

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

kdrudy posted:

At least the article didn't tie this place to Richard anymore.

They called it a cesspool without even bringing out it's most easy to call out shame. AND THIS PASSES FOR REPORTING?!?!? :v:

# ? Mar 24, 2024 06:48

Bollock Monkey: Jan 21, 2007; The Almighty

I had a funny joke to make when I started reading this thread but then I thought I should finish reading the thread before making it to make sure nobody else had done so already and now I can't remember the joke so it's a loss to us all, really.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Bollock Monkey posted:

I had a funny joke to make when I started reading this thread but then I thought I should finish reading the thread before making it to make sure nobody else had done so already and now I can't remember the joke so it's a loss to us all, really.

lol I laughed

# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:41

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I'm wondering if this guy was a goon in like 2005 and got banned and still won't let it go. That would be the most hilarious reason to call us a cesspool. Hey, if he was banned by lowtax maybe we can convince him to come back since he's not exactly around anymore!

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