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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

:woop::woop::woop: ALERT: BREAKING :woop::woop::woop:

New York Times mentioned on Something Awful:

worst toilet paper I've ever used. Scratchy, sharp edges, no absorbency. I don't know why they waste time printing patterns all over it if it's not even fit for purpose. If you're in an emergency, I don't know, sacrifice a towel or something rather than grab this crap.

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Literally A Person posted:

Ah dang, you got me. Jel af of the pink forum.

I assume you're still jelqing on the regular, too, but we don't need to go into that here

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

You know, I've long felt like FYAD has a big opportunity to lean into the "gently caress yourself" aspect, by replacing some of their more problematic threads with the world's leading repository of auto-eroticism fan fiction. We could even generate some serious site revenue by tagging specific sex toys as click-through affiliate ads within the stories!

Naturally, I suggest we start with Star Wars:

"Luke, this is your father's AutoBlow 2. A more refined pleasure device, for a more civilized age. You see, we Jedi were forbidden from attachments..."

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