Getting baked at the ren faire

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Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse at the Medieval Times

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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 19:49

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:41

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse at the goth club

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 03:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse through a LARP encampment

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 03:23

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

siri where can i drunk drive a horse

siri

alexa, ask siri to hey google askjeeves where horse drive drunk

google

hello? drunk drive horse real or fake

siri help

alexa horse

drunk horse drive where
google

somebody please

hoelp,,

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 03:25

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

RavenousScoot posted:

drink driving the horse is legal if the hoese is dronk too

SIRI WHAT KIND OF WHISKEY DO HORSES LIKE, ALEXA BUY HORSE WHISKEY, GOOGLE, HEYGOOGLE, ALEXA YOU MOTHERFUCKER JEEVES??? JEEVES BUY HORSE WHISKEY

CORTANA??.?.???? WHISKEY HORSE DOT EBAY DOT COM PURXHASE

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 06:57

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

mY HORSE LAWYWRS WONT TAKE KINDLY TO THIS NEWS SIRRAH

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 08:51

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

whiskeyey weed bitch re oorting for duty 🫡

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 09:39

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

my wife

she wanted fries from the gas station

so i yried to get the taxi to drop us off there and i'd give her a piggy back ride the like 7 blocks home or whatever

but then she refuses to get out of thecar at the gas station so i ask theguy to just take us to home instead and i order tacos for her

but now she's half passed out in bed despite requesting tacos

she's gonna try and convinc e me she can eat tacos in bed when theu y show up in like 20 minutes huh

:baduk:

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 09:42

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

she is refusing the tacos

let it be known

i tried to get her to eat the taacos so much that she's pissed off about it

let it be known

tomorrow morn when she bemoans the lack of having eaten food tonight

i am free from blame

zoya.... inoocent ....,

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 10:01

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

woops those last 3 posts were meant for the trashed thread how'd i gently caress that up

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 14:47

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:41

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

rear end-penny posted:

I remember once a patron was telling me "ahhh the ren faire, where you catch a wiff of marijuana and just laugh about it."

the back of my mind I'm like, what do you do when you smell weed in town? I just handed him his beer and waited for him to leave, lmao

last year i had to go to a work conference thing with some of the disgusting ghouls i (pretend to) work with in order to obtain access to food and shelter, and while walking back to the hotel with some contractors, one such whiff appeared

immediately, this absolute loving loser from the company hosting the conference goes, as over-the-top loudly as possible, "WHEW, REEFER CENTRAL HERE HUH???" while doing like handwaving in front of his nose and then starts looking all around at the like local pedestrians like he's the coolest guy on the block, the hero of the people, the heroic class clown dunking on... weed... and awaiting the applause. the irony that like 30 minutes prior he was chugging expensive wine on a corporate credit card apparently beyond his ken

all he got was a couple of weird squints from the locals

i hate these creatures

these ghouls and beasts given human form

i wish to commit acts of violence upon them at every unwilling interaction foisted upon me

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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 22:06

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