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Jaguars!


They all have at least one

Antigua and Barbuda
Baldwin Spencer (2004-2014)


Australia
Scott Morrison (2018-2022)

Runner-up John Gorton

Bahamas (Rather slim pickings here)
Perry Christie (2012-2017)


Bangladesh
Moudud Ahmed (1988-1989)


Barbados
HG Cummins (1958-1961)


Belize
Manuel Esquivel (1984-1989)


Botswana
Baron Redcliff-Maud (1959-1960), Resident Comissioner

Some countries have not been independent long enough to develop their own potato faced prime ministers. In this case, check the colonial administrators.

Brunei
Sir Dennis Charles Wright, British Resident (1958-1959)

The colonial administrations will never fail you.

Cameroon
John Osbaldiston Field, Comissioner of trust territories 1956-1961


Canada
John G Diefenbaker

Strong contender

Cyprus
Glafcos Clerides, President (1993-2003)


Tune in 2morrow 4 more

Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

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Jaguars!


Stoner Sloth posted:

I feel John Howard for australia would be a good candidate for a potato if someone stole his glasses

and hopefully we'll avoid Peter Dutton at the next election, as potato-esque as that man is - and possibly no man is more of a potato - it's still just not worth it

Yes the Land down under is most fertile ground for the leadership of the nightshade family, as well as the much rare autoalliumophagic-faced PM.

Jaguars!


It's time for another 11

Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Dominica
Roosevelt Bernard 'Rosie' Douglas (2000-2000)


Eswatini
Barnabas Sibusiso Dlamini (2008-2018)


Fiji
Sir Hercules Robinson, Lord Rosmead (1854-1855)


Gabon
Emmanuel Issoze-Ngondet (2016-2019)


The Gambia
Sir Richmond Palmer (1930-1934)



Ghana
Only had 2 PMs.

Grenada
Herbert Augustus Blaize (1984-1989)


Guyana
Bharrat Jagdeo (2022)


India
AB Vajpayee (1996-1996, 1998-2004)



Jamaica
Sir Alexander Bustamante (1962-1967)


Kenya
Sir Arthur Henry Hardinge, Governor of East Africa 1895-1900


Kiribati
Presidential Republic

It's educational and entertaining. See you tomorrow for the next

Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Mar 23, 2024

Jaguars!


Once again,

Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Lesotho
Sir Edwin Porter Arrowsmith, British Resident High Commissioner 1951-1956


Malawi
Presidential Republic

Malaysia
Difficult, but probably Sir Edward James Gent.(1946-1948) A Number of suitable deputy prime ministers though


Maldives
Didn't put their Prime ministers in easy to scan list format

Malta
Robert Abela (2020-)


Mauritius
Sir Hercules Robinson again (1886)


Mozambique
No one in the current prime ministers, the colonials are all portuguese without english Wiki articles.

Namibia
Hage Geingob (2002-2005, 2012-2015)


Nauru
Presidential Republic

Dominion of Newfoundland
I had to make an executive decision not to include defunct countries since there are a great many of them, but since user Free Hubcaps so kindly newfound us great PFPM candidate, I will include:
Sir John Crosbie (1917-1918)


New Zealand
Robert Muldoon (1975-1984)

King Edward Rating: 97/100 Centinixons

Nigeria
Sir James Wilson Robertson (1955-1960)

The colonial secretaries will never fail you.

Jaguars!


We're nearly there in:

Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Pakistan
Chaudhry Muhammad Ali (1955-1956)



Papua New Guinea
Robert L Eichelberger, Military Administrator 1944


Rwanda
No-one recent and I don't care to probe the rather depressing history of the country.

St Kitts Nevis
Paul Southwell (Chief Minister 1960-1966)


St Lucia
Allen Chastanet (2016-2021)


St Vincent Grenadines
Too few to determine

Samoa
Tupua Tamasese Lealofi IV (1975-1976)


Seychelles
Sir Bruce Greatbatch (1969-1973)


Sierra Leone
Presidential republic

Singapore
They've had 3 PMs since 1959, it aint happening

Solomon Islands
If in doubt, check who was in charge in the 1970s. What was it about the 70's?
Sir David Trench (1964-1971)



South Africa
JG Strijdom(1954-1958)

Ending today on a banger (who would be good as mash)



Potato Faced Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Jaguars!


Why you gotta assume Potatoness is a bad thing? :shepface:


(nah, all good, the PMs of St Kitts Nevis have a couple of reasonable candidates, but are on average a pretty good-looking bunch)

Jaguars!


Did they save the best till last? In

Potato Shaped Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Sri Lanka
Ranil Wickremesinghe (Various)


Tanzania
I can't decide, either
Cleopa Msuya (1994-1995)

or
Edward Lowassa (2005-2008)

What do you think?

Togo
Victoire Tomegah Dogbé (2020-Present)


Tonga
Solomone Ula Ata OBE (1941-1949)


Trinidad and Tobago
A.N.R 'Ray' Robinson SC OCC TC (1997-2003)


Tuvalu
Maatia Toafa (2010)


Uganda
Probably Benedicto Kiwanuka (1962)


Uk
Edward Heath (1970-1974)

The full size photo on wikipedia is 10,000 x 12,000 pixels, it's terrifying.

Vanuatu
Barak Sopé (1999-2000)


Zambia
Mainza Chona, 1st Prime Minister of Zambia (1973-1975)



That's it, everyone. I hope you have gained a new appreciation for the hidden depths of the PFPMs of the Commonwealth of nations. Thank you for journeying with me through

Potato Shaped Prime Ministers of the Common Wealth

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Mar 27, 2024

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:omarcomin: if ever there was a man whose suit was self starching, it's that lad

Awards time:
Best to party with: Zambia, Tuvalu
Best name (Also possibly good to party with): Grenada
Least Air Conditioned: Seychelles
Largest Forehead: Guyana
Most Paranoid: Tie, NZ/Canada
Most likely to have learned elvish personally from Tolkein: Solomon Islands


And since you have such a good audience, here is a bonus Potato Faced Governor of the Commonwealth:

James Patton Preston, Governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia (1816-1819)

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