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MrQwerty posted:my "teeth guy" isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that's what happens when you raise a boy on a diet of teeth. You can't raise no boy on teeth! Should get uself a bettah teeth guy a'd thank?
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redshirt posted:Should get uself a bettah teeth guy a'd thank? He's done gone the best teeth guy If'n I ever done seen. You y'all may think he's slow, but you give him a gander yon some teeth and he'll tell you every story 'bout every nook and cranny.
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Mar 23, 2024 07:41
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Nice try, OP, but I ain't setting myself to get tooth jacked.
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Buddy I have all the teeth, even the wise ones the dentists don't want to let you keep. They're pretty good I guess, I smoked for 16 years and I like black coffee so I've been combating a little discoloration but my teeth are strong and will prevail.
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Mar 23, 2024 07:52
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Remember the space ghost episode with Bizzaro Santa from the Electroid Dimensionaaaahhhh who was pretending to be the tooth fairy but only wanted teeth what to make toys from
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Mar 23, 2024 08:24
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lol tooth fairy is such a concept. Hey kids, hide this former part of your body under a pillow for some fairy to collect and pay you for it. Don't bother wondering what she's doing with all the teeth....
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Mar 23, 2024 18:35
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Have 30 left. Had one side of Wisdoms removed because they were super impacted. Other then that, my teeth are pretty great. Floss and brush folks!
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Mar 23, 2024 19:11
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  Found this at the far end of Police Lake just north of the Montana/Alberta border in 2020 in about 1ft of water.
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Mar 23, 2024 19:46
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The standard amount minus wisdoms, minus 1/2 front tooth
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There was a stint, I wanna say it was 3-4 months but coulda cracked 6, where I was brushing my teeth by hand. I'd squeeze some paste out onto my finger and grind at the gums and chompers like mad. What do you want me to do, dog got my toothbrush and chewed it to death. And I put it off for so long cause my ex always said, you don't actually need a toothbrush to clean your teeth, only toothpaste, and I loved her. So I trusted her. Anyway long story short she actually said it the other way around and to answer your question. No.
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Mar 23, 2024 21:15
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Two theories as I was peeing about people's nightmares about their teeth: 1 We all go through the process of losing them as children. The strange sensation of a tooth dangling in your gums... 2 Our gums are exposed body. It's the only place. The most sensitive place. Dreams will relate to this... *taps pipe
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But have y'all ever done gone 'n eat a doggone tooth? Lest he cast the first tooth, suh
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*riding down mainstreet leading my horse and cart, ringing my bell* Bring our yer teeth! Bring out yer teeth! redshirt posted:Two theories as I was peeing about people's nightmares about their teeth: It's an anxiety dream that likely pre-dates being human. An animal that loses its teeth dies.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ok cool. I'm not allowed to post in the selfie thread The punchable face thread reminded me of this post
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500excf type r posted:The punchable face thread reminded me of this post glad I could help
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Implants are expensive, and I keep losing teeth in financially inefficient places. As soon as I lose my lower right 5 I'll have a 5-8 bridge there since I miss my 6,7 and 8 currently. Also missing my upper left 7 and upper right 5. My lower left 6 and 7 and upper right 4 are implants. So irt, not as many as most people.
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I face planted into concrete on NYE one year and broke off half my front tooth. I got lucky because the root didn’t get exposed. My dentist ultimate made a giant rear end filling and colored and shaped it perfectly. It was a “temporary” solution that ended up lasting 10 years. He was so proud of that work that my before and after pictures were featured on his website and in the lobby for years. Eventually the thing fell off and now I have just a boring ol crown
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one of my giant rear end front teeth has a hairline crack in the enamel because one time my ex and I were doing some stuff and I went in hard for a kiss and hit her tooth with mine and my face bounced and i heard ringing in my ear I didn't notice the crack for like 3 days and then I was like "is that... no... wait... is it?" and my dentist confirmed from that story, yes, yes it is a crack from that
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MrQwerty posted:one of my giant rear end front teeth has a hairline crack in the enamel because one time my ex and I were doing some stuff and I went in hard for a kiss and hit her tooth with mine and my face bounced and i heard ringing in my ear you broke a tooth by kissing your girl? What a dork!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you broke a tooth by kissing your girl? What a dork! let's say it was a passionate kiss
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MrQwerty posted:let's say it was a passionate kiss I get it. I have clacked teeth with someone special before
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Poor dental health is linked to alzheimers apparently. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41415-022-5136-3
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Poohs Packin posted:Poor dental health is linked to alzheimers apparently. I am glad that you brought this to my attention. Please don't remind me of it
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On one hand i care about my fellow goon and want them to have healthy teeth and brains. On the other hand "GBS but with dementia" could be entertaining.
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Poohs Packin posted:On one hand i care about my fellow goon and want them to have healthy teeth and brains. Oh god could you imagine it would be everything repeating in a loop, the same posts, the same arguments, over and over. Wait...
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Poohs Packin posted:On one hand i care about my fellow goon and want them to have healthy teeth and brains. Could be? What am I chopped liver?
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*turns chair around and gets serious For real though, in so many ways, dental health is your health. Don't ignore it. That our healthcare system makes them different things is insane. People die all the time from dental issues, so take care of your mouth the best you can with brushing/flossing, and getting checked out somewhat regularly by a dentist. - little side anecdote: the actor who played Lorne on the show Angel died from a dental infection. When I heard this many years ago it hit me that your mouth isn't just some set of chompers. RIP to Andy Hallet.
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i recommend replacing toothpaste with pliers
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cumpantry posted:i recommend replacing toothpaste with pliers I've long contemplated preemptive removal of all the teeth, replacement with a cool implant grill of the team and/or brand of your choice
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redshirt posted:I've long contemplated preemptive removal of all the teeth, replacement with a cool implant grill of the team and/or brand of your choice That's exactly what I did, although I'm not into team sports or corporate branding so I went Cyborg White. When I smile now, I quickly analyse the brightest light source around and reflect it from my teeth into people's retinas.
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one hosed up tooht that cracked vertically after a root canal and hosed up my whole drat jaw  a poster in dentist office of "rocks" that 100% look like a pile of discarded teeth 
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I got a line on some seal tusks, go big or go home I say.
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By popular demand posted:I got a line on some seal tusks, go big or go home I say. That's way too much. Cyberpunk says Doberman Canines.  Always an option for me now.
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redshirt posted:Two theories as I was peeing about people's nightmares about their teeth: One thing I think about when I'm peeing, "Why don't this assshat quit dreaming and pissing on my feet".
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redshirt posted:I've long contemplated preemptive removal of all the teeth, replacement with a cool implant grill of the team and/or brand of your choice Play Doh 
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Wasn’t there a politician recently (within the last few years) where he was giving a press conference or speech and his tooth fell out mid speech and he swallowed it?
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Harry_Potato posted:Play Doh Every kid loves the Dentist!
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Hey you, lurker Google image search for 'child teeth skeleton'
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Some Corbin Bernsen cosplay going on here: quote:According to the suit, Molldrem performed more than 30 procedures on Wilson in a single July 2020 visit, doing eight crowns, four root canals and 20 fillings in one go. The lawsuit alleges that the dentist "perform[ed] this work improperly," resulting in pain and suffering, embarrassment, emotional distress, and disfigurement. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/28/minnesota-woman-sues-dentist/72050466007/
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Wasn’t there a politician recently (within the last few years) where he was giving a press conference or speech and his tooth fell out mid speech and he swallowed it? Are you thinking of ted cruz's booger? Or does this happen so often that it's possible to mix these incidents up.
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