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I like the "shnkt" sound the hidden blades make as they come out of the bracer.
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The Grimace posted:I like the "shnkt" sound the hidden blades make as they come out of the bracer. Wolverine is very upset with you
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inhales another blowgun dart
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Mar 23, 2024 08:31
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Carlos Lantana posted:inhales another blowgun dart lol
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Mar 23, 2024 08:32
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*kills target with gun* "Heh... knife to see you!"
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Actual killing is left to more experienced colleagues. As an intern, you’ll just be mildly inconveniencing the target. Your first mission is to hide their car keys in-between the cushions on their couch. I watched Amelie like three times last night to get ready for this
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So we’re still doing the barcode tattoo thing? No, I guess it’s ok, just seems a little 2003 edgy maybe? All “oh you’re just a number to us” blah blah. You’re never gonna get Gen Z in here with that stuff is what I’m saying, they want to feel like they’re part of something bigger.
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Mar 23, 2024 11:33
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I'm so gonna make a YouTube short out of this guy lmao
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Mar 23, 2024 11:34
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I’m sorry boss, didn’t know the two black square cases were different, yes, I’m sure it was embarrassing to flip the lid in order to assemble the rifle only to be met with an oboe nested in purple velvet foam. Can we, like, mark them somehow?
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Mar 23, 2024 18:15
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Wacks my own face with my own nunchuck (nunchaku).
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Mar 23, 2024 18:20
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So when do I get a cool "handle"? Like "Icemaker".
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Mar 23, 2024 18:25
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"I've been hired to kill you slowly and painfully." "Can I give you twenty bucks to kill the guy who hired you?" "...yes. I think so. I'll have to check with my manager." "Yes."
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Mar 23, 2024 18:29
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Don't ask why they call me OSHA. Let's just say I got into this one of work... by accident. Actually, I just program smartcar ai. I didn't even have to leave my job at Tesla, my manager says I'm doing a good job and I'm on track to full hire in a few months! I'll be drawing two paychecks pretty soon, for the same work!
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Mar 23, 2024 19:58
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D-do I have to wear a choker necklace and my hair in a bob? This isn't really my style...
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Mar 23, 2024 20:57
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We've been sitting in this car for 24 hours. He hasn't stepped outside to even get the newspaper. Why can't we just go to the house, knock on the door and shoot him? I mean, that's a cool rifle you have and all but this is taking foreeeveeer.
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Mar 23, 2024 21:16
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"Did you guys get him? Oh, nice! Yeah, sorry, I totally missed the signal to break cover. No, I was still behind my pillar and I didn't realize you guys moved up here until I heard the shooting. I know, I know, next time for sure I'll be with you guys." *is going to be like this until my probationary period is up and my life insurance kicks in*
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Mar 23, 2024 21:17
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Check out this cool gadget I took from the armory is uses some sort of microwave beam to make the target poo poo themselves uncontrollably. I’ve been using it on OP for the last month every-time he has a presentation. The boss calls him “senõr pantshitter”.
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Mar 23, 2024 23:35
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you guys ever watch Leon the Professional? With that french weirdo and that chick from star wars?
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*into concealed earpiece* Sorry buddy I'm not certified for a silencer. Yeah well that's what the union says. Yes, it will void our insurance if I just do it anyway. No, you have to get 8/10 in a quiz at the end...
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idk why they told me to eat this candy if i'm caught i'm eating it now. i got a sweet tooth. ooh it's almond fl
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I bring two train load but I do not see where is camp?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I bring two train load but I do not see where is camp? Welcome to Arizona
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*At the bar in Nice That's right, my boss is like this big assassin guy! Can you hear me??
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Mar 24, 2024 00:32
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redshirt posted:*At the bar in Nice I didn't hear it. Be louder!
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Mar 24, 2024 00:36
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What the gently caress is JIRA this is stupid
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Mar 24, 2024 00:36
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I had to listen to this wrinkly old arms dealer ramble on for 2 hours about his loving prized horses before he finally agreed to take me up to his hotel room and I could poison him. I’d better get full time after this.
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Baxter posted:What the gently caress is JIRA Welcome to GBS. 
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redshirt posted:So when do I get a cool "handle"? Like "Icemaker". You’re the intern. Your code name is “Coffee maker”.
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Mar 24, 2024 01:08
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Dial A For Awesome posted:You’re the intern. Your code name is “Coffee maker”. lol, no. his codename is Lowtax
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Mar 24, 2024 01:11
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"236:The boathouse at Hereford is painted baby blue and has an enormous mural of Mickey Mouse field dressing Bambi" From "1000 things you really need to know", the set text for this semester.
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Ok, so remind me again; which way does the blow-dart face in the tube? And I exhale, right? Not inhale? I think I got this.
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Mar 24, 2024 01:46
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I can't hold this piano forever. Are you sure he's walking this direction?
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Mar 24, 2024 16:45
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Sorry boss, I looked for hours but I couldn't find the left-handed bullets.
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Mar 24, 2024 16:50
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Ok I brought the donuts. Laced with cyanide like you asked.
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Mar 24, 2024 17:54
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guys ive been working here 3 weeks now can i please have something other than a nerf bat
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God dammit I have to go all the way back to the black market because this idiot made a typo on the bullet engravings.
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WTF even is a "Rolodex"??
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Mar 24, 2024 18:18
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emSparkly posted:Ok I brought the donuts. Laced with cyanide like you asked. Laces target's tide pods with cyanide
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 Assass-in, not assass-out!
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