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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




Everyone else must suffer for 4 years because I, the protagonist of reality, wasn't paying attention when decisions were made by the last guy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There's no reason to vote tbh.

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
Americans love voting in boomers. It's going to be weird when, in 20 years, y'all have your 103 year old president making Thursdays national rice pudding day.

Everyone has a punchable face but some people just don't deserve the skin contact. Like, punching Dick Chaney would be satisfying for three minutes, then I'd have to consolidate that with the fact that I touched his skin, drooping slobbery cracker crumbed mouth as he stared blankly up in confusion as to why PNAC failed.

Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood

Mr. Bung posted:

Interchangeable with any UK Eton educated Tory twat.



No idea who this is, but can confirm he looks incredibly punchable.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

There's no reason to vote tbh.

Unless it's for GBS moderator

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Just want to throw out to the punching thread that you may find an open-faced palm strike is a safer option.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

redshirt posted:

Just want to throw out to the punching thread that you may find an open-faced palm strike is a safer option.

Go make a slapable faces thread if that's what you're into.

Here's a freebie, to get you started.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Uberskooper posted:

No idea who this is, but can confirm he looks incredibly punchable.

It's Michael Gove - british politician and member of the Tory party, which means he deserves to swing from a noose more than getting punched.

If you were going to put your fist into him it would be right up his rear end because I always thought the man looks like a ventriloquists dummy.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Valko posted:

It's Michael Gove - british politician and member of the Tory party, which means he deserves to swing from a noose more than getting punched.

If you were going to put your fist into him it would be right up his rear end because I always thought the man looks like a ventriloquists dummy.



I miss Spitting Image

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Go make a slapable faces thread if that's what you're into.

Here's a freebie, to get you started.



To be fair, a bunch of people took care of that one already.

Sorry, couldn't find a better gif in 30 seconds.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Wait, we're punching mannequins now?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

who's this piece of poo poo?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

who's this piece of poo poo?

He shot a kindergartner in a road rage incident and got sentenced to 40 years to life

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Kid shouldn't have been mouthing off like that :shrug:

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



is this the Department of Energy employee that got caught stealing a lady’s suitcase at the airport?

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



redshirt posted:

You know, a good heavy slap Schlapp is in many ways superior to a punch.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Smugworth posted:

He shot a kindergartner in a road rage incident and got sentenced to 40 years to life

Without even knowing anything about him, my immediate impression is that he's a fuckin oval office.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Bouillon Rube posted:

is this the Department of Energy employee that got caught stealing a lady’s suitcase at the airport?

Yeah lol. Apparently they were busted for at least three separate thefts?

And then flaunted the stolen clothes?

quote:

In February 2023, a Tanzanian fashion designer said she had recognized custom-designed clothing she created, lost in a March 2018 airline luggage disappearance at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in Washington, D.C., being worn by Brinton in photos.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The chicks are too busy getting naked below decks because they're horny about all that sweet sweet NFT money.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Just some bros being dudes

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



it would be pretty hosed up to punch a turtle IMO

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
You know how when people get frostbite they transplant their toes to be replacement fingers? This guy did that with his penis and his nose so punching him in the face would be pretty awkward actually.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


switched his penis with his nose so that he can more effictively smell he own farts.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That guy's whole bit is having a punchable face to get engagement.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


redshirt posted:

Imagine Ted Cruz

wth no why

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wtf

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




Who is he and how many children did he kill?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


gently caress YOU

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Come on man, Conan O'Brien is the best.

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Who is he and how many children did he kill?

Forgetting forums naïf superstar britishbornandbread smh

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