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dr phil would be number one i would just show up on set he’s all like “a-howdy folks blah blah blah” i bust in through the studio audience, face contorted, dribbling a fully-inflated Wilson official baskets ball dr. phil tries to block, but its too late i dunk on his stupid rear end, breaking the glass, rhyming unintentionally thats who i would dunk on
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Areola Grande posted:imagine my av doing an NBA Jam style triple front flip dunk on some stupid newbie av he’s on fire!
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i would dunk on a bathtub full of milk with a sleeve of oreos on each finger like some sort of edward cookiehands
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the year is 1953 a mysterious portal opens at the summit of Mt. Everest i emerge, silk shorts glistening in the sun and dunk on Edmund Hillary. Tenzing Norgay puts up a good D but I box him out—hard.
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wait no one said Peter Gabriel yet? :goonfail:
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so in high school i couldn’t dunk, but steve n. could i tried—so hard—i tried every day. i jumped and touched the net 20 times a day, every time we changed classes in high school. i bought the shoes. i thought about shaving my legs. anything to achieve that extra lift. it’s been my lifelong dream to dunk, but the subject matters. i also have no interest in simply dunking. i want to shatter the backboard. i want observers to shake their heads. with all this in mind, i would dunk on Montezuma. consider it a preemptive strike. avenging future revenge, and such. plus i am fairly certain Montezuma invented dunking so it would be like poetic justice. i don’t know, i’m not into poems. all i know is i am going to yell “Geronimo!” when I do it.
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also Niles from Frasier
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