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A mixture of streak-Goldberg and the Brazilian "football player" Carlos Kaiser. My gimmick is that I never lose, but I achieve this by finding ways to get myself out of wrestling by faking injuries, getting suspended (with pay) right before the match, or start a fight with members of the audience and get sent home before the match starts, etc. You can't lose if you don't wrestle. *picture of guy tapping the side of his head with a sly grin on his face* I stay employed with Chikara by convincing everyone I'm a hot property through "phone calls" with "Tony" or "Hunter" or "Dwayne" or "the Anthem Owl," and obviously and poorly photoshopped photos of me having meetings with people like that. When I am finally forced to wrestle, I keep finding ways to have every match end in a no contest, or a double DQ or a double count-out, so something like that. I didn't win, yes, but I didn't lose and my gimmick is that I never lose. edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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