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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"Muddy Bottom" Sal Swampy, my manager is an actual live alligator that is very poorly trained. The entire locker room is sick of my poo poo.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Big Farmer Frank, I'm only shown in video packages doing mundane farm chores in full gear. Live crowds don't even know I exist because the packages aren't played at shows.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Dial Up Dan Harper, my entrance is just me walking to the ring covered in obsolete internet equipment while I scream modem noises. Children are terrified of me and old people hate me. I am inexplicably booked as a face.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Beetle Bayly, I come to the ring dressed in a bulky cardboard Volkswagen Beetle suit. Quack thought was this was hilarious. It is very hot in the suit.

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