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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I’m the ‘Micro Manager’ Randy Manage and I’m an eeeevil corporate middle manager

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

CombineThresher posted:

"Macho Zen" Randy Savasana. I work doing yoga into all of my promos and cheat by hitting my opponents with male fertility crystals.

Wanna be a tag team?

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I had a dream last night that Vince McMahon bought and restarted Chikara and the first big feud was Mike Quackenbush vs another Mike Quackenbush from a parallel dimension. I blame this thread.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I'm the Alien Ant Farmer

Am I an alien with an ant farm?

Am I an ant from space who is also a farmer?

Am I a farmer who harvests alien ants?

YOU decide!

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

syzpid posted:

I won tickets to Tomorrow Never Dies in 2014 from some random Philly entertainment blog. The contest was to create your own Chikara gimmick. Mine was Wikipedia Man who had the Wikipedia globe as his mask. He never wrestled and would just interrupt interviews with “but, actually…” or when someone asked an open ended question. Finally after months of this someone asks him who he is, and he removes his mask to reveal a Vince McMahon mask while yelling “It was me Austin! It was me ALL ALONG!”

Some Chikara fan got really annoyed that I won with a Vince joke, since he had written a whole 3 paragraph convoluted back story for his character.

Hey man I worked really hard on those 3 paragraphs

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I’m “The 1 Man Boy Band” Jay Woodriver and I’m here to break ALL of your hearts

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