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I'm Xandalfon the Fallen God. I start as a complete jobber completely incapable of mustering any offense until I get my first win via incidental interference. Then I get a little stronger and can get some basic offense in until I win another match by accident. With each win I get stronger and stronger until the entire roster has to wrestle me in a Many vs 1 match to finally vanquish me. And I guess Ultramantis Black captures my god powers in an amulet or something I don't know that part doesn't really involve me.
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delfin posted:A sea creature often spoken of and threatened with but never actually seen in-ring, the Dreaded Candiru Fish. I feel like the Candiru is too lewd for CHIKARA standards.
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I'm good alternate universe Mike Quackenbush. I support my fellow wrestlers, prioritize their health over kayfabe, don't sleep with trainees and don't call out individual workers on company-wide notifications.
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Liquid Communism posted:Bob From Accounting, a CPA who became so infuriated by his clients that he took up wrestling to get back at them. Barely lampshaded ripoff of IRS, currently feuding with Good Mike Quackenbush over his refusal to cut benefits for the workers to save the company's bottom line. Ok look Good Mike Quackenbush might be good but I'm still an indie wrestling company promoter. No way can I afford benefits to begin with. It's more likely that my payoffs are so high I accidentally kill the company. rotinaj posted:Unfortunately you also made it to a big company, got hurt, and retired quietly to the suburbs to get a civilian job and did not have a social media presence No no that's Bizzaro Mike Quackenbush. ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Mar 31, 2024 |
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