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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I'm the lost third Los Ice Cream, based on artisanal chains like Jeni's or Salt & Straw. I use unusual variants on moves like the Skayde Special or modified submissions with names like The Pear & Blue Cheese Clutch or I'm Gonna Rock Your Road. Every time I hit a chop, Ultramantis talks about how I'm "waffling them like a cone". People think I'm another wrestler on the roster, or perhaps the new kid they sometimes get to replace Gavin Loudspeaker on weeks he can't make it, but I'm really just a regional trainee from another state who went down to the Wrestle Factory because I was starstruck. I do video editing, voiceover, and motion graphics for the shows, DVD releases, and YouTube channel for free, with the promise that I'm going to be able to branch out and be part of the Spectral Envoy or Sinn Bodhi's faction under my preferred gimmick soon. The company shut down for Ashes before I could do any of that.

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



STING 64 posted:

mastermind is absolutely b. brian blair

This would have done gangbusters during a KOT. How did they never do this. It's so simple.

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