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So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? Fwiw - icy hot doesn't taste that different from tooth paste but eventually, it's almost as bad as icy hot balls. Don't ask how I know, you already know how I know.
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Get a load of this bozo everyone
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Mar 24, 2024 18:13
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Smugworth posted:Get a load of this bozo everyone I'm sure you've had worse in your mouth
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Mar 24, 2024 18:18
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thats' epic op
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Mar 24, 2024 18:19
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Your parents loving rule.
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Mar 24, 2024 18:21
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Tonetta posted:I'm sure you've had worse in your mouth  he likes tater tot hotdish
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Mar 24, 2024 18:22
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Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls.
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Mar 24, 2024 18:25
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Grey Cat posted:Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls. I'm a real American with a high copay, not one of those sissy communists from Europe who get their "socialized" Medicare. I'll die first and thats my God given right
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Mar 24, 2024 18:27
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
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Mar 24, 2024 18:27
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There's a reason why I consider "practical jokes" to be a sign of evil.
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Mar 24, 2024 18:30
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Lol your parents hate you
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Mar 24, 2024 18:34
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol your parents hate you They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice
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Mar 24, 2024 18:37
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice 
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Mar 24, 2024 18:44
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drugs drugs drugs
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Mar 24, 2024 18:46
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice Tonetta murders all possible sympathy in a single sentence
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Mar 24, 2024 18:47
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It was like 20 years ago when I was still a teen, they just don't let go of poo poo Also its not meant to be a sympathy post. Just a post about how to get them back
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Mar 24, 2024 18:52
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Have you tried replacing their bath towels with bear traps? That'd show em!
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Mar 24, 2024 19:11
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you should take this opportunity to break the cycle of abuse, op. failing that you should start prying up floor vents and dropping dooks
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Mar 24, 2024 19:18
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Replace their astroglide with icyhot
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Mar 24, 2024 19:47
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The Pranks
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Mar 24, 2024 19:53
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The X-man cometh posted:Replace their astroglide with icyhot I like your style but the texture consistency isn't there for it and they'll certainly be looking for icy hot themed pranks. They were laughing like hyenas when I called them about it. They even goaded me about potentially pretending to go to the hospital over it, cause they made sure it was "safe" beforehand. I'm just gonna photoshop their house on fire I think
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Mar 24, 2024 20:04
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice Was the dead snake payback for something equally as disturbing
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Mar 24, 2024 20:07
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riptidejim posted:Was the dead snake payback for something equally as disturbing You mean besides putting me on this dying gay planet? Yes
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Mar 24, 2024 20:17
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There are ;00 pages of gold pranks in this thread op, surely you can find something works for you https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884919&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1
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Mar 24, 2024 20:22
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if you think brushing your teeth with icy hot is cool try using icy hot as bong water. youll thank me later.
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Mar 24, 2024 20:36
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lol, nailed by a classic stunt yep, your folks are a couple of icy hot stuntaz
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Mar 24, 2024 21:14
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Haverchuck posted:drugs drugs drugs One time when I was stoned I accidentally brushed my teeth with hot water instead of cold. It was a... surprisingly pleasant experience.
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Mar 24, 2024 21:15
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wrap their furniture in clingfilm
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Mar 24, 2024 21:23
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Superglue all their silverware into the drawer.
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Mar 25, 2024 02:55
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Ke$ha once brushed her teeth with a bottle of Jack, so she would commiserate.
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Mar 25, 2024 03:07
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Tonetta posted:So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them?  Try some tiger balm on their towels
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Mar 25, 2024 03:12
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:wrap their furniture in clingfilm Maybe I could do their car overnight after they come back but thats a lot of clingfilm
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Mar 25, 2024 20:31
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Stick their toothbrushes up your rear end one at a time and take pictures. Put prints of the photos somewhere they won't find them for a few months (christmas decorations or something they won't open for a few months). Then, replace the contents of their hair conditioner with Nair. They'll think you got them back when it starts to melt their hair off, but little do they know...
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Mar 25, 2024 20:47
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Smugworth posted:Get a load of this bozo everyone where you find these fuckin idiots?
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Mar 25, 2024 20:49
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Grey Cat posted:Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls. i've had icy hot all over my balls before and if u go to a hospital for that you got too much money and are a bitch who cant take a little ball pain (sad)
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Mar 25, 2024 20:50
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kntfkr posted:i've had icy hot all over my balls before and if u go to a hospital for that you got too much money and are a bitch who cant take a little ball pain (sad) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-IKCLGT9A
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Mar 25, 2024 22:02
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My friend put tiger balm in the front of his brother's underwear and it made him cry. You could try something like that, maybe in an armpit?
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Mar 26, 2024 15:28
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Tonetta posted:So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? When I was a kid I put ambesol gel in my parents toothpaste and my mom still complains about it 25 years later
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Mar 26, 2024 15:50
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In college we opened up every cookie in a pack of Oreos and put Orajel in them. We were gonna prank a house party we were having that night, but one of our buddies got in early, raided the kitchen and found them. He got through half the pack before he pitched them because they tasted funny. Anyway that prank works but these are your parents, you need to borrow something out of Bam Margera’s playbook and beat the poo poo out of your dad.
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Order lots of delivery or room service to their hotel room
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