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So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? Fwiw - icy hot doesn't taste that different from tooth paste but eventually, it's almost as bad as icy hot balls. Don't ask how I know, you already know how I know.
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Smugworth posted:Get a load of this bozo everyone I'm sure you've had worse in your mouth
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Mar 24, 2024 18:18
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Grey Cat posted:Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls. I'm a real American with a high copay, not one of those sissy communists from Europe who get their "socialized" Medicare. I'll die first and thats my God given right
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Mar 24, 2024 18:27
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol your parents hate you They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice
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Mar 24, 2024 18:37
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It was like 20 years ago when I was still a teen, they just don't let go of poo poo Also its not meant to be a sympathy post. Just a post about how to get them back
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Mar 24, 2024 18:52
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The X-man cometh posted:Replace their astroglide with icyhot I like your style but the texture consistency isn't there for it and they'll certainly be looking for icy hot themed pranks. They were laughing like hyenas when I called them about it. They even goaded me about potentially pretending to go to the hospital over it, cause they made sure it was "safe" beforehand. I'm just gonna photoshop their house on fire I think
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Mar 24, 2024 20:04
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riptidejim posted:Was the dead snake payback for something equally as disturbing You mean besides putting me on this dying gay planet? Yes
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Mar 24, 2024 20:17
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:wrap their furniture in clingfilm Maybe I could do their car overnight after they come back but thats a lot of clingfilm
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Mar 25, 2024 20:31
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Order lots of delivery or room service to their hotel room They're freaks who decided taking a camper across the entire loving country was going to be fun Tarkus posted:My friend put tiger balm in the front of his brother's underwear and it made him cry. You could try something like that, maybe in an armpit? They're pushing 60, their junk is already ruined
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