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Suckin on a Paul Blart down at the Tastee Mall
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May 13, 2024 08:37
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Ball Fart: Also Ball Fart
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Mar 28, 2024 20:45
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How did the writers not catch that Blart and cop don't even rhyme? Are they stupid?
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Mar 29, 2024 14:39
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Maybe it was originally set at a Walmart but they changed the script at the last minute
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Pauliblartfast, Magrathea Cop
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Blart is short for Blarthur
e: Blartholemew?
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Paul Mall: Menthol
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PaulTheCopmanBlart
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Apr 6, 2024 18:31
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Once upon a time I was mallin' in love
Now I'm only coppin' apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the Blart
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Apr 6, 2024 18:35
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Paul Mua'blart: the Quiznos Hadasnack
Segway without rhythm
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Apr 7, 2024 20:20
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Being tested by the Mall Coppar
Sticking your hand in the box causes you to experience the sensation of watching both films back to back
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It's a Kevin James vehicle so I'm gonna say "no"
Adam Sandler doesn't costar, that's gotta be a point in its favor
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after winning the twisted metal tournament calypso grants paul blart one single wish. "i wish to be a cop" he says. calypso smiles
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I asked an AI to summarize both films to help bring everyone up to speed.
Okay, like, so there's this dude, Paul, right? And he's like a cop, but he's at a mall, and I'm not sure why he's at a mall if he's a cop, but anyway, he's like super serious about it, you know? And then, stuff happens, like, bad stuff? And Paul, he's like, "Whoa, man, I gotta do something about this!" And he's riding around on a Segway, which is like, the funniest thing ever when you're high, you know? And then there's like bad guys, but Paul, he's like, "Not on my watch, man!" And he saves the day or something. And then, I think there's another one where Paul is at a different mall, maybe? And it's like, more stuff happening, but it's kinda like the first one but, like, different? And Paul is still on his Segway, being all serious and stuff. And yeah, that's, like, the gist of it, I think.
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