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I got my lore WH40k lore from 1d4chan. A website that has been down for over a year. I don't care if it was made by channers it has some real funny content - this isn't 40k related, it's d&d. Still funny. The ARSEPLOMANCER Gather up enough 3E books and you can jump into someones rear end, then explode out of them all while having onlookers cheer you on for your gruesome act of murder. quote:According to the Epic Level Handbook an escape artist check of 80 is:
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well. hmm. that's not very Redwall
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40k, like many "cool space war" science fiction settings, smashes together a bunch of stuff from various works that came before it to make an interesting universe that you can tell a bunch of stories out of and make entertaining games with. And like the other "cool space war" science fiction settings, the cool parts of the universe are being crushed by the property owner's monetary interests and their communities are rife with fans who just can't shut up about how neat the space-fascist are. Man I hope Discount Bees is doin' alright, wherever he is   
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Mar 25, 2024 22:02
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Mar 25, 2024 22:10
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being fascist in space is the ultimate evolution of humanity. mad?
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Mar 25, 2024 22:11
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These people REALLY like skulls.
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Martin the Warhammer, standing tall at 1.2", released his paw sized grip of the Cleansing Chaingun. the battlefield had turned to a cemetery, corpses of neon rat and techno snake littering the field as frequent as the flowers. even a honeybadger had been caught, but it was no matter to Martin, cheeks full of blueberry scone as he reached into his rucksack for another
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Mar 25, 2024 22:15
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Helldiver's is pretty fun too, so yeah checks out
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you can knock fascism all you want but i don’t see any human worlds where democracy or socialism are keeping the ruinous powers in check
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:being fascist in space is the ultimate evolution of humanity. mad? someone’s begging for a visit from the ASSMAGICIAN
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Mar 25, 2024 22:28
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Borehammer 40 winks
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Mar 25, 2024 22:34
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Bad Purchase posted:you can knock fascism all you want but i don’t see any human worlds where democracy or socialism are keeping the ruinous powers in check
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Mar 25, 2024 22:35
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Eclipse12 posted:Look, these 100 books about the Horus Heresy ain't gonna read themselves. Who is this fool, this simpleton, who resorts to such ridiculous hyperbole. There are only 64 books in the series. 
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Mar 25, 2024 22:47
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Nooner posted:I like the orks
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Mar 25, 2024 22:55
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Rottgob, Ork Strategist posted:Get 'em boyz!
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Mar 25, 2024 23:16
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If orks reproduce via spores, do they have dicks?
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Mar 25, 2024 23:26
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Eclipse12 posted:If orks reproduce via spores, do they have dicks? reported
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Mar 25, 2024 23:27
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No. It's why they're so.angry all the time
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Mar 25, 2024 23:27
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I’m teh horney type of space demon
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Mar 25, 2024 23:32
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sugar free jazz posted:I’m teh horney type of space demon reported
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Mar 25, 2024 23:33
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orks live in an egalitarian society free of discrimination and prejudice. they organize under local collectives rather than a central authority, falling in line under a warboss only when necessary in wartime an ork’s currency is his teeth, and his teeth regrow, ensuring no ork remains in poverty forever vibes are the driving force of ork society and positivity creates its own reward.
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Mar 25, 2024 23:37
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Bad Purchase posted:orks live in an egalitarian society free of discrimination and prejudice. they organize under local collectives rather than a central authority, falling in line under a warboss only when necessary in wartime so are grotz not part of this society orr....
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Mar 25, 2024 23:42
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gretchin are tools to be used and discarded
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Mar 25, 2024 23:44
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This man not even acknowledging the Snotling under-under class
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Otters are all rogue traders
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Springfield Fatts posted:This man not even acknowledging the Snotling under-under class
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sugar free jazz posted:I’m teh horney type of space demon Papa Nurgle?
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Springfield Fatts posted:This man not even acknowledging the Snotling under-under class Not a class, they are ammunition.
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Southern Cassowary posted:are there owls There's a robot monkey
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Mar 26, 2024 00:05
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Southern Cassowary posted:are there owls There are planets where it's always nighttime. I bet you would find owls there. Also I would wager that the owls are psychic / explosive / will gouge out your eyes.
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Mar 26, 2024 00:10
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They would be called GRIMSTRIGOI or something equally trademarkable
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Mar 26, 2024 00:41
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I was at the mall with my wife and she had to buy some clothes and suggested I go "hang out at the warhammer store or something". Ive never played or shown any interest in WH40k.
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Mar 26, 2024 00:57
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:They would be called GRIMSTRIGOI or something equally trademarkable They changed Elves to Aelves in WH Fantasy for this exact reason. Games Workshop also tried to copyright 'Space Marine' - which was like trying to copyright 'plasma rifle' or some poo poo.
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Mar 26, 2024 01:03
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Poohs Packin posted:I was at the mall with my wife and she had to buy some clothes and suggested I go "hang out at the warhammer store or something". lol devastating. shes got your rear end made
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Mar 26, 2024 01:05
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I vaguely recall WH40k as being yet another case of someone writing an over the top "look at these dumb space fascists in a setting where everything is hilariously bad and dumb" and it taking roughly fifteen minutes before the majority of the readers were unironic fans of the space fascists?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol devastating. shes got your rear end made Yeah you can't come back from that
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lol
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the emojis are saying the words woah
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Poohs Packin posted:I was at the mall with my wife and she had to buy some clothes and suggested I go "hang out at the warhammer store or something". Powerful wifeown.
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