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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Elukka posted:

The Imperium being its own worst enemy is one the most common plot points. Over Christmas holidays I picked up this short story collection at my parent's place which I had bought as a teenager and forgotten about. Very variable quality, mostly only of any interest if you're already a 40k nerd, some really badly written stories, but a few that shine. Quality aside, not every story is there to make the point that the Imperium is bad, but it comes up a lot, even in the dumb bolter porn siories. Some examples from that book:



That sounds fun do you remember the title of the collection?

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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Vampire Panties posted:

That trailer is p. sweet, and seeing a girl hit things with a hammer must make certain James Workshop fans seethe

Primaris-ing the models is a good move too

Why do they insist on having so many quick cuts in an action sequence its animation you aren't trying to hide wires and poo poo

Fantasy lady space marines (space maries?) are cool that fuckin direction sucks poo poo

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

when you get down to it, can space marines even be called 'male' after so much generic modification? do they even have a full dick and balls, canonically?

I think they're chemically or mentally castrate

Maybe not the emperors children

Still its better not to let GW authors write about sex

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
I'm just a Brian Dennehy in a world of Rambos

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

A Worrying Warlock posted:

Weird question, but what is life like on the average planet? Is it just normal stuff, or should I be thinking more of a medieval hellscape like Hard to Be a God?

Probably a horrible urban hellscape hive city?

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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
I'd rather live in the Tau Empire than in the US in the 21st century, honestly.

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