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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Eclipse12 posted:

The Emperor is an rear end in a top hat even before the heresy who commits genocide against alien races and forces all humans to bend to his will, because he has decided that humanity needs an entire galaxy to turn into habworld shitholes.

tbf have you seen the aliens humanity shares a galaxy with? Those guys are loving psychos. I'm not gonna shed a tear over the genocide of the world-devouring Xenomorphs or the S&M Juggalo Elves or the Skeleton Robots or murderous soccer hooligan Orcs or whatever

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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Cornwind Evil posted:

This is basically a trend.

The guy who oversees the Mongols expy is named Khan, of course (Jaghatai Khan, which I suppose is better than something like "Jengiss Khan")

The guy who is in charge of the Blood Angels is called Sanguinius.

The guy whose Space Marine's group's hat is fire and forging weapons is named Vulkan.

The Chaos Space Marine Primarch whose whole hat is being a sour rear end in a top hat who never spoke up about his issues is named Perturabo (Perturbed).

The bad one who got raised on a planet filled with toxic gas that always kept him on the edge of death is named Mortarion.

The one whose obsession with religious dogma and people's constant desire for it is named Lorgar (LORE-gar).

The twin primarchs who got found last are named Alpharius and Omegon. If this wasn't on the nose enough, it later got retconned that Alpharius had actually been the actual very first Primarch to be found, even before Horus, the main Primarch who got mindfucked into breaking everything, and Omegon was the last one.

And the guy who ran the nutcase Batman/Punisher murder-terror vigilantes was named Konrad Curze, which doesn't really have any hammer to the face secondary meaning, it's just incredibly edgelordy.

It's a running joke to make fun of the guy in charge of the Ultramarines, Roboute Guilliman's name, rendering it as stuff like "Rowboat Girlyman", but in all honesty we're lucky he's not named Caesar Azurekeen or something like that.

The angry one is named loving Angron

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