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EorayMel posted:I feel like there is a much better way to make the point "fascism is bad" that doesn't involve 25 phonebooks of lore and being as edgy as humanly possible Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:24 |
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I went to a warhams tournament at the race track. It was held in a big hall/vendor area, every side had giant roll-up doors. The entire building was wide open, with a decent breeze, and it still stunk bad in there.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 02:41 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thing is though the Emperor is literally a corpse on a throne venerated by an empire he has no actual control over which does literally everything wrong either from ignoring what he tried to teach them or following it to the letter, with the implication he is aware of it all and can barely influence anything at all with the most Herculean effort its because he's too busy being a living flashlight so Humanity can navigate the stars
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 08:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknNsZgzG1g This is probably the best video in explaining the lore and 40k in general
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 19:42 |
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Hamelekim posted:Falling asleep to Leutin09's Warhammer 40k lore videos is one of my favorite things to do. One of my favorite parts of warhams is theyre will be things in the lore that are impossibly ancient, utterly indestructable, and completely irreplaceable and then on the tabletop some Orkz will smash apart with choppaz
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 02:01 |
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Smugworth posted:Little known fact, while former president Donald J. Trump is often depicted as the Emperor of Mankind, he exclusively fielded Slaaneshi Chaos space marines at local tabletop games. I cannot imagine how badly he would cheat at dice Jimmy Noskill posted:I’ve always felt that Chaos was the lamest part of both Warhammer settings. In theory they’re supposed to be dark reflections of humanity’s basest emotions, blah blah, but in practice they’re just four flavors of murderous psychopath. Their existence undercuts what little remains of the setting’s satire, as space fascism doesn’t seem so bad when there really ARE soul-eating demons out there. Tbf Chaos was on a backburner for 20ish years while Gee-Dub introduced new armies. Then they sued someone for IP infringement and lost so loving badly they had to rename all their space elves Aeldari. Since then they've been fleshing out the various armies and rebuilding Chaos as the main antagonist to the setting. They also had a shitload of paperback books come out that nerd-splained all of the gory details of the Horus Heresy, so a lot of people are back into Chaos edit as part of the IP fuckup of the century, they killed Fantasy battles and launched not-marines in AoS. Thats been a lovely clusterfuck so now they're re-relaunching Fantasy battles and it looks pretty sweet. Fantasy always had the best models from Gee-Dub Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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Mr Teatime posted:Chaos owns actually and its not that fascism is necessary because of chaos it’s that literal skull collecting blood berserkers and guys made mainly out of tentacles are somehow less horrifying than the fascist dystopia that is the imperium. It’s also explicitly clear in the setting that the imperium is its own worst enemy and how poo poo it is drives people towards chaos. there is a cool animation where some Imperial planet is attacked by dark elves and things are going badly so they put out a distress call to a Space Marine faction that rescued the planet a long time ago then it turns out the Space Marine faction is Iron Warriors (chaos bad dudes) and the planet realizes its hosed Warhammer 40k: No Good Answers
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 00:09 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I enjoyed a Z plot in one of the heresy books about a chaos titan princeps(main pilot) that's losing control of his mech for various reasons. He gets convinced to partake in a joint ritual to Khorne to get his machine possessed by a daemon and his ability to interface with the titan will be fully restored. Long story short after he loves his new and mighty daemon engine, it locks him into the throne with bone spikes and IV stuff to make him a living corpse puppet stuck inside its skull. Lol, didn't expect that one, didja dummy?! heres an excerpt, and its metal as gently caress (also a little bit gross) quote:For months now, her physical world had been wholly in the confines of the Hindurah's cockpit. She escaped it only by blending her senses with her engine's, living through its eyes and its guns, feeling Hindurah's movement as her own. When had Ulienne last breath fresh air instead of the sweaty reek coming out of the filtration slits behind her head? When had she last drunk anything but the recycled piss of her closest comrades? When had she last moved from her control throne?
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 20:32 |
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Crazy Achmed posted:How do the orks achieve ftl travel, then? short answer - the WAAAGH long answer - the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, also Space Hulks
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 00:18 |
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Eclipse12 posted:Hmm. Can orks be corrupted by Chaos? I've never heard of Chaos Orks. There was an Ork who fought a demon in the Warp and liked it so much that he jumped his ship into the Eye of Terror (Chaos homeland) to fight more demons. He led his Waaugh against demon planets, until they went to a big-bad demon planet and all died. Khorne liked them so much that they rose up the next day, and they immediately got back to krumpin. They fought and died and rose up again, over and over, until Khorne was so pleased that he transported them to his throne world where they fight demons eternally under his watch. they arent aligned or allied with Chaos, they just love fighting
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 02:05 |
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Orkz make the transition to the warp by all of them chanting " 'Ere we go, 'Ere we go" until they jump.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 03:19 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Orks also like to bolt giant effigies of toothy maws onto the front of their hulks to scare the daemons away, and since that's exactly the logic both daemons and orks work on, it sometimes works. Or they just get in-flight entertainment. Big E was a paranoid weirdo but there were a few people who knew the plan, like Malcador The Sigilite, but they all died before passing along any of their knowledge. Primarchs flipping out and burning down anything remotely do with the Heresy in the aftermath of the siege of Terra didnt help things
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 04:00 |
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limp_cheese posted:Or some of the Chaos marines. The 2 I'm thinking of are everyone's best friend Kharn the Betrayer, and a noise marine that spends all his time riding around on a motorcycle that's blasting music at deadly levels while doing super cocaine, emga heroin, and krokodil. Dude doesn't want to fight, just party as hard as inhumanly possible. that would be doomrider. He
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Big E smooched two primarchs and now they're missing
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 01:10 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Weirdly enough it's not the Iron Hands that the Iron Warriors have particular beef with, they have a particularly deep hatred for the Imperial Fists, even moreso than their deep hatred for literally everything else. its because they had a literal Iron Cage match, and the Iron Warriors were winning until
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 13:51 |
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The Horus Heresy models are so much better than regular 40k but their pricing is insane even by Gee-Dub standards
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 03:45 |
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Gripweed posted:That was true back in the old days when it was all resin and you were paying like 50 bucks for five guys. But now most of the main guys you'd want in any Marines army is in plastic, and the prices are in some cases better than 40k models. although tbh I've bought plastic space barbies twice and got as far as assembling them before I gave up. I'm not falling for those tricks again
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 03:53 |
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Captain Invictus posted:now THIS is what I'm talking about This dude has the absolute best rule name in any game ever NONE MAY STAY MY WRATH
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 08:55 |
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They also have a retro-50s scifi thing with Admech (I can't post the Robits because imgur is being weird with its April Fools Day nonsense )
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 17:18 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:necrons and orks have basically all of the good xenos books. despite being the elves of the setting (and theoretically by default the second most important faction, by tolkien rules), 40k eldar books basically all suck Space elves and dark elves are the most boring faction. They're fundamentally static - the Space Elves are like "oh no we blew up the universe will all our loving, now we're sad" and the space dark elves are hot topic drow. Rogue Traders do pirates better than Corsairs Exodites are vaguely interesting but AFAIK there is zero fiction about them, and Gee-Dub is too cowardly to release elves riding dinosaurs in space
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 01:55 |
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Smugworth posted:I wish I could grow some orks in my backyard you need a really big backyard, or you'll only get snotlings or grots
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 02:45 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://www.joytoy.com/products/grey-knights-nemesis-dreadknight-including-action-figures how do I 3d print one of these tbf its a minimum of 1200 bones to own anything from Gee-Dub this size Barudak posted:Not even with the expansion packs? I know the necrons were unbalanced as gently caress but come on, the imperial guard were fun. If you wont serve in combat you will serve on the firing line Dawn of War 1 and 2 were so much fun, although completely different
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 12:36 |
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Captain Invictus posted:the blood angels from that box I also posted come without their helmets on. angry vampire face
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 01:54 |
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Gripweed posted:They're taller and narrower and some of them are girls now. That trailer is p. sweet, and seeing a girl hit things with a hammer must make certain James Workshop fans seethe Primaris-ing the models is a good move too
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 15:00 |
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Literally A Person posted:Thank God they didn't use a d12 11 and 12 are vortex grenade results
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 02:01 |
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IIRC Space Marines have been intimate with women IIRC but also its canon that they smell terrible
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 15:14 |
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its funny that 40k's original women are goth pinups, but all the MANLY MEN take their
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 16:38 |
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Cornwind Evil posted:The Emperor has a Text To Speech Device basically says this is true, but that the Emperor was such a godly being that it seemed like all the women he was with died. I suspect the maker, in trying to make the Emperor more 'personable', had to dance around the concept of 'Yeah he somehow hosed a bunch of women to death, somehow', no details on the exact reasons (Text Emperor says "It was all willing, I never forced myself", but even SO, if they all DIED to his knowledge...) It could be that the act was fine but being exposed to 'raw Emperor' was akin to radiation poisoning or something. is TTS canon? I thought it was just a fandom thing also OG 40k had that exact scenario - Big E went down to the lab to defrost his sons and they were all missing. I think that some of the later books revised/improved on this EDIT also i wanna say that the original versions of the Emperor's Children / Starchild thing was women met Big E psychically/in their dreams and then had immaculate births Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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Hollismason posted:It can't be understated how horrible it was to play against Eldar in 2nd edition of 40k. this but 4th edition Tau also the person I played against was a scumbag cheater never again
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 02:05 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Rambo planet is the most important planet in the Stallone system , other being Rocky planet, Cliffhanger planet, and Stop or my Mom Will Shoot planet. there is also a Cobra moon
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 04:39 |
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naem posted:the henry caville show def needs an ork episode I hope Henry Carvill's 40k show is slife-of-life vignettes of various Imperial worlds and how they deal with the various alien entities the genestealer/tyranid invasion can be a two-parter
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 15:54 |
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Fatty posted:Why is Mortarion green, given that this would be pre-heresy? Foreshadowing being sent to the poison planet also re: Aos vs Warhammer Fantasy - wasn't original Warham Fantasy TT a complete slog to play? i.e. the game could go for hours and hours with buckets of dice, unkillable bullshit, movement trays, but also the game could be over in the 1st round if certain factions like Slaan or High Elves made their magic scroll rolls? and as an extension of that, its why AoS rules at launch were grognardy beerhammer bullshit?
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 13:43 |
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Gripweed posted:Yes, the Forges of Mars trilogy. It also shows up a bit in other books all over the place. Basically, it depends entirely on your rank. High ranking officers get nice quarters with glassaic devotional windows and food and so on. and then it goes all the way down to, like, classic barracks style bunk bed situations with a regular allotment of vita-paste or slab or some other food-like substance from the galley. Isn't there a story where some of the slave crew complain about the conditions and rebel, and the Imperial officer is like "yes of course you're right this is horrible!" and has them all turned into servitors?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 01:24 |
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there is literally 0% the Amazon show is not about spess mahreens IIRC space marines outsell other factions 2-1, maybe more? I'm assuming the show completely glosses over/redefines how geneseed or initiation works, keeps all the other factions off screen, and its like a TV show version of Aliens. Potentially weird flashbacks to spess mahreens fighting other factions, but it will be very strictly limited
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Molothecat posted:they'll also look into the camera when they say things like "a horde of space-faring bugs that consume all organic material? Yeah RIGHT." so the audience can go "ooooooh" and then pause it and explain it to their very patient so's. not knowing what any of the enemies are is pretty on-point for 40k tho maybe it will be an inquisitor story with one spess mahreen to keep CGI costs low
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 01:45 |
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Benagain posted:Nah so off the top of my head: If I was looking for a way to make my gobbos fight dwarves, this is the most repelling backstory imaginable
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 00:46 |
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Benagain posted:Here's my fantasy game about orks and humans fighting. The backstory is The Thirty Years War: Europe's Tragedy by Peter Wilson only any time someone non-white is mentioned just replace them with a skeleton or something. are there dragons, and more importantly are the dragons themed to each army
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 01:38 |
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I think this is why I dislike AoS - I can't stand the way they named things. On this map, how many things are named maw, and how many things are synonyms of eating. Yeah this is the continent of beasts which eat things I guess, but its somehow more boring than making everything Not-England. Everything has puerile adjective-based names (yeah I know 40k does the same but in Latin) For example, instead of dwarf slayers they're now Doomseekers from the Fyreslayer lodge or whatever.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 15:22 |
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Gripweed posted:It’s not random, Mawpaths are the routes travelled by nomadic Ogor tribes. So the Heartgulper Mawpath is the territory of the Heartgulper Ogor tribe. so why not call it Heartgulper territory, or Heartgulper kingdom or duchy or Heartgulper tribe? Why use the adjective-verb-noun combination exclusively? As an outsider looking in, I'm trying to google all of this stuff to make sense, and I'm googling every loving word in a sentence because they had to rename everything bob dobbs is dead posted:its for never losing a copyright suit again its banal and tiresome. No other franchise is jumping through these hoops to protect every last sentence of their IP. I tried looking up what the Stone Nautilor was, and its a giant stone shell of a Godbeast that is a fixed point I'll take a Number 4 large sized with an iced tea, please Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:From what I understand GW is very litigious about anyone using their IP for any reason. Usually you take legal action if someone is cutting into your profits somehow (Bill Watterson explained that they never took legal action about Calvin & Hobbes being on t-shirts or truck decals because they never did any merchandising so it wasn't fiscally prudent to) but GW takes steps to keep as much control over their product as possible, regardless of if it's a net gain or not. It all goes back to GWs pyrrhic lawsuit against Chapterhouse, a 3rd party mini company. Gee-Dub claiming copyright on generic science fiction things like "space marine" and all the Tolkien ripoff stuff was effectively dumpstered / pushed into the public domain. So, in return, they went nuts renaming everything to make sure nobody could advertise Adeptus Astartes minis , plus they completely cut WHFB* and launched AoS a year later, with the aforementioned Ogor and whatnot. Gee-Dub is fanatical that if you play their game, with their rules, you use their figurines. Even bits like female marine heads, different looking chainswords, etc. will (supposedly) get you thrown out of a Games Workshop store / Games Workshop tournaments. Ofc most people play beerhammer with their friends, so they 3d print or purchase different things because they like the aesthetic better. I don't necessarily care that they did this, but I really liked WHFB universe from the Total War games and the AoS naming scheme gives me a headache. I will admit the new AoS models are bitchin *as other posters noted itt, WHFB was basically a dead franchise anyway, with many of the models using the original sculpts from 20+ years ago and made in pewter.
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