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in one of the books there is an ork
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Earwicker posted:ive never actually played any warhammer tabletop games at all but i used to enjoy reading the big player manual for their fantasy rpg, i enjoyed the sort of late renaissance period based setting, as opposed to the more medieval approach in dungeons and dragons. although their "fantasy world" was just a badly drawn map of europe which i thought was lazy and dumb as hell I tried playing a battle once with my fantasy world army and it was so dull. I just wanted to paint my little dudes and look at the cool pictures.
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currently reading a wh40k book where a black guy is named tyrhone
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Earwicker posted:the wh fantasy dwarves seem pretty drat cool compared to d&d dwarves or tolkein dwarves, who seem kind of sad and overly solemn in comparison. warhammer dwarves have cool tattoos and punk haircuts and crazy inventions and seem to have a more chaotic vibe. but i dont know anything about their lore maybe they are assholes or something they got a book of grudges or something which gives them a real adult angry at getting spurned in elementary school vibe
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Mar 26, 2024 18:20
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Mr Teatime posted:What kind of person coukd envisage such a bleak, hopeless and absurd dystopian future? iirc it began as a satirical comment on the thatcher government
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Mar 26, 2024 23:25
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kntfkr posted:rly? second book of The Beast Arises series; Commander Tyrhone of the Undine Marineer Elites
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Mar 27, 2024 09:06
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Sarsapariller posted:Racism, sexism, fascism, terrible fans, overpriced models, greedy executives, and constant power creep and new editions aside- My Little Pony
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Mar 27, 2024 19:35
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I think the only thing that could use a spoiler is details from The End and The Death pt. 3, if people want to talk about that one. Erebus!! 
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Mar 27, 2024 20:05
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regarding Emp's plan to conquer the entire galaxy, wasn't part of it the intent to starve out the chaos gods by controlling all psychic races? Plucky Brit posted:The irony is in a recent series of books humanity has to deal with horrible aliens or risk total annihilation. A closed-minded bigot refuses to agree to the deal. It turns out he was correct, and that total annihilation was preferable to the actual plan that the aliens had. Vaults of Terra books? sharknado slashfic posted:The servitor beating the poo poo out of him with a box owned I actually laughed and said "gently caress you" out loud I liked Erda's clowning on him in part 1.
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Mar 27, 2024 20:26
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in one of the books the protagonists find a very old human spaceship from the golden age of technology and they are in awe/horrified at the interior design and echnologic level. the onboard AI also taunts them and hacks their power armour lol
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Mar 28, 2024 21:00
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sounds like fun rules you don't need to take seriously
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Mar 28, 2024 22:52
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thing is when you're expecting to use these with several thousand dollars worth of carefully assembled and painted plastic, goofy beer and pretzels doesn't really fit the vibe Absolutely disagree; you need silly rules to keep your inner grog at bay.
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best Ork books I've read is Engine of Mork, Evil Sun Rising, and the one with ghazghkull thraka (?). Also a honourable mention of Deff Skwadron, a graphic novel you can read here: http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htmGhost Leviathan posted:I regret to inform you that doesn't work, and there are years of testament to it no idea who those people are giving you that impression but they need to be bullied incessantly
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Mar 29, 2024 21:54
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once the emperor wakes up from his stupor he's going to be so disappointed
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Eclipse12 posted:I want Tau to be cool because I love mechs. Is that not their thing? https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vorgh_(Xenos_Species)
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Captain Invictus posted:looking for images of these I discovered this, which reminds me of old school GW where they would describe some insanely cool thing and then never actually manifest imagery of it. Like the ork-ridden brachiosaurs that could destroy titans lmao
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Mr Teatime posted:I question how anyone thought Tau were supposed to be good unless you really weren’t paying attention. It’s always been ‘congratulations you have been selected to join the empire!’ and if you refuse out come the rail guns and battle suits. If you do join the co prosperity sphere you get to find that some (the tau) are more equal than others. They are a classic expansionist empire and you can physically feel the pith helmets coming through the page when they describe other species they’ve subsumed. well they're not overtly genociding other species 
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currently reading book 2 in War of The Beast book series and unfortunately they portray Orks as angry green guys, none of the wacky football hooligan stuff
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any you can recommend?
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Brutal kunnin', warboss, and da big dakka. In that order. Thanks!
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Read Deff Skwadron here if you haven't already: http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm
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i enjoy it, maybe you would too
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Smugworth posted:welcome to the weirdos and assholes thread weirdos and assholes leave the Hall
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Vampire Panties posted:IIRC Space Marines have been intimate with women quote:Keeler sighed and looked up from her work. ‘The what?’ They've been stinking for at least 10000 years.
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Literally A Person posted:Meh, call me when someone uses the phrase "swollen member" this is going to be one of those monkeypaw clauses where you get your swollen member novel, but it's going to be with plague marines
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sanguinis, on the other hand, is red because it is the colour of blood, like the iron in your blood cells
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THE BAR posted:I think the nids won. That's odd since orks never lose: If they win, they win. If they run away they can come back for another go. See? They never lose.
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ChickenHeart posted:I liked "Straken" because it has an angry shirtless guy on the cover wielding a big knife and shooting at something off-screen: hell yeah
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Incitatus posted:And idk give Space a Jokaero sidekick or something and have an actual orangutan star as the jokaero
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknNsZgzG1g
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any proper ork can smell a git
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QuarkJets posted:if they tape together a bunch of cardboard into the vague shape of a gun and load a clip into it, will it at least explode? only if it's funny (it's funny)
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i have conflicted feelings about quadroped squigs
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Apr 18, 2024 14:57
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because they were created by the old ones to battle the necrons
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Apr 19, 2024 20:48
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because they were created by space turtles to fight space terminators
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paul blart dread nart
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really enamored about hair squigs
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cult_hero posted:It was never a moustache.... hair squig 
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