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Eclipse12 posted:I cant afford to play 40k and don't have any friends. This is my only way to get in with the cool kids at the hobby store. Please. hobby store pencilhands
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Eclipse12 posted:If orks reproduce via spores, do they have dicks? reported
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sugar free jazz posted:I’m teh horney type of space demon reported
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, this has been driving me nuts. There's another table top game with little dudes but it's small unit (I think 7) and each unit is actually one thing not a group. Does anyone have any idea wtf I'm talking about? Micromachines 
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Little known fact, while former president Donald J. Trump is often depicted as the Emperor of Mankind, he exclusively fielded Slaaneshi Chaos space marines at local tabletop games. He also claimed to paint all his figures himself but anonymous sources say they were offered "large sums" to paint his armies for him (and never received said payment).
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Just found out GW was started by 3 dudes in London Makes sense why they're so effed up
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Orks read "The Secret" and took it too drat serious
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Has anyone ever kissed the Emperor
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Kharnifex posted:Her scr*nt is peeking out! Reported
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Mr Teatime posted:The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. If I was an ork I'd probably get murdered for not being orky enough Or I'd be a weird boy, that'd be ok I guess
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These are some expensive action figures
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I wish I could grow some orks in my backyard
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goons should not attempt to infringe on gw's intellectual property copywritten material
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this is all evidence
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I wish I had beefcake armor
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Gripweed posted:some of them are girls now. wokehammer
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It was a gift
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Willatron posted:I have tried and simply cannot get into the tabletop aspect that birthed the whole franchise because inevitably I will encounter the people who are loving weirdos or assholes about it and I can go without. welcome to the weirdos and assholes thread
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Dudes rock
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Literally A Person posted:Meh, call me when someone uses the phrase "swollen member" I'm writing several now with chatgpt
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i mean sisters arnt really bikini ladies, least anymore, they unsexified the gently caress out of them in the newest codex. they are probably my favorite faction outside the guard. where the gently caress did the combat heels go. More like games wokeshop
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Literally A Person posted:Give me a miniatures tt game I can win by negotiating a long lasting peace with huge exposed knockers. Reported
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QuarkJets posted:Make the show entirely about the Sisters of Battle Do you think they ever have pillow fights on their imperial cruisers
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How are chainswords powered, do they have little chainsaw engines and pull strings or do they use rechargeable batteries. It would suck to have to change a battery in the middle of chopping up big angry orks
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i feel like the ultramarines and the salamanders can actually do that kinda stuff because they usually arnt cut off from family or friends and tend to actually care about the people they protect. its nice. Sounds weak
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i think the point is to get peeps with like, jobs and stuff who can't paint that much but have money Can I just get the action figures already painted
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counterfeitsaint posted:We never learn anything about the 2 Emperor's kids who got disappeared from existence? I bet they were both ladies. Wait that guy had a dong?
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No boob plates or combat heels but at least we have ab plates #gameswokeshop
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Orkz should be boys and eldar should be girls
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snergle posted:oh so they arent melanin black just black as in the color thats wierd they all talk like Robin William's impression of a black person it's very cringe
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thin blue whine posted:this is now a 40k Ork thread pyf Orks
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If I was an ork I'd be a big boss
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Literally A Person posted:keep telling yourself that You would be my pony squig
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Gripweed posted:That one’s not a female Space Marine, that’s Sisters of Battle Armor. They just altered the backpack so it has projected vents similar to the Anvilus pattern backpacks that are traditionally worn by Chaos Space Marines. Yeah you can tell because of the big titties plate
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big space marine wife big life
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