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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)
What should I yell at the Judge?
“I’m a lawyer. What we think isn’t supposed to matter.”
"Permission to approach."
"You can't handle the truth"
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”
"No further questions your honor"
"May I beg the court’s indulgence for a moment?"
"The evidence is overwhelming."
"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
"Goku"
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 OP gets Grand Jury duty and all i can get is Pathetic Jury duty

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2024 01:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

McGavin posted:

I was supposed to have jury duty today, but they called me up on Friday and said it was cancelled.

I'm sorry for ur loss

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2024 01:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 The money u get for missing work on jury duty unless ur job pays u for the time off is one of those things they haven't changed in decades because they decided letting it rot at some pathetic amount that hasn't been relevant for ages is easier than just getting rid of it. Kind of like EBT, disability and welfare but those are way more depressing and evil when it comes to how they've intentionally neglected them lol

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2024 03:57
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