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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)
What should I yell at the Judge?
“I’m a lawyer. What we think isn’t supposed to matter.”
"Permission to approach."
"You can't handle the truth"
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”
"No further questions your honor"
"May I beg the court’s indulgence for a moment?"
"The evidence is overwhelming."
"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
"Goku"
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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

 I'm supposed to report for jury duty next Friday. This is the second one I've been called for, but they dismissed me the first time the Friday before I was was supposed to come in.

I have a feeling that I'm gonna get dismissed again.

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

 Careful not to do it on opposite day.

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2024 05:08
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