Jury Duty (one angry man)

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)

What should I yell at the Judge?
	�I�m a lawyer. What we think isn�t supposed to matter.�
	"Permission to approach."
	"You can't handle the truth"
	�In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.�
	"No further questions your honor"
	"May I beg the court�s indulgence for a moment?"
	"The evidence is overwhelming."
	"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
	" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
	"Goku"

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Huttan: May 15, 2013

I found a different way to always get rejected for jury duty for criminal cases - I attended and graduated from a police academy. During voir dire, there's always going to be the question "is anyone here a cop?" Optional versions might ask if you're related to one. In some states, you have to already be hired by a police department to attend a police academy (Kentucky now does this). In some states, the community college system offers the classes to anyone who signs up (California did this back then). The program ranges from 1 semester to 2 years depending on state.

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