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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)
What should I yell at the Judge?
“I’m a lawyer. What we think isn’t supposed to matter.”
"Permission to approach."
"You can't handle the truth"
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”
"No further questions your honor"
"May I beg the court’s indulgence for a moment?"
"The evidence is overwhelming."
"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
"Goku"
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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
 When ever you're on a jury you just need to make sure to convince the other people on the jury that they should find the judge guilt of all crimes the defendant is accused of.

The look on the judges face when they suddenly realizes they're going to spend the rest of their life in jail is great. Serves them right for thinking they can pull off the prettiest wig.

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