Jury Duty (one angry man)

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)

What should I yell at the Judge?
	�I�m a lawyer. What we think isn�t supposed to matter.�
	"Permission to approach."
	"You can't handle the truth"
	�In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.�
	"No further questions your honor"
	"May I beg the court�s indulgence for a moment?"
	"The evidence is overwhelming."
	"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
	" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
	"Goku"

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP gets Grand Jury duty and all i can get is Pathetic Jury duty

cuz you a lame

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

I just gave them a doctor note that says my anxiety is too high to do jury duty and I've not been asked to do jury duty in a decade since. Highly recommend.

Some day you may need a jury of your peers and it would be a shame if they all pulled a stunt like this

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 04:24

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