Jury Duty (one angry man)

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jury Duty (one angry man)

What should I yell at the Judge?
	�I�m a lawyer. What we think isn�t supposed to matter.�
	"Permission to approach."
	"You can't handle the truth"
	�In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.�
	"No further questions your honor"
	"May I beg the court�s indulgence for a moment?"
	"The evidence is overwhelming."
	"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
	" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
	"Goku"

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Squee: Jun 15, 2003; <3

I've never had to do jury duty yet, but I'm currently dealing with being a witness for a very bad crime and its a huge pain in my rear end. It is still just pretrial stages but I've already had to be in court twice and they only gave me like a week notice both times. Luckily my work is chill with it and i can just take the entire day off but still, I just want it to already be over with. I live in a fairly small town and we don't have to deal with this kind of poo poo very often.

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