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"Permission to approach."
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Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

BigHead posted:

any reason that isn't racist

Provably racist! Technically it's 'due to a protected class, like race or gender'. You'd have to be a dumb motherfucker to get caught though, as a preemptive strike can be for 'his shirt clashed with the person next to him' or 'he was paying too much attention'.


syntaxfunction posted:

You know goons are at a good age when most are looking forward to jury duty as a way to just do something different lol

I wish I got selected for jury duty more often. “I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch was paid for. That is the life.”

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