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What should I yell at the Judge?
“I’m a lawyer. What we think isn’t supposed to matter.”
"Permission to approach."
"You can't handle the truth"
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”
"No further questions your honor"
"May I beg the court’s indulgence for a moment?"
"The evidence is overwhelming."
"If the glove fits, you must acquit"
" I'm holding you in contempt of court."
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Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib

Konar posted:

Judge will often ask poo poo like "Does anyone on the jury feel like they are unable to be impartial?" as like an almost threatening question but that's actually your opportunity to raise your hand and say "Actaully yeah I would never find another person guilty in court" and that's a pretty good way to not get selected I think

Last time I had Jury Duty there was a dude who straight up said, in the most diplomatic way possible, that he hated cops and would not believe anything they said.

He wasn’t being rude about it or belligerent, he just said it matter of factly during the selection questions. The prosecution then spent a while trying to catch him in a lie about this but he stuck to his guns. Eventually they excused him. It was kinda awesome actually.

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