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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
marrying a horse

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

buglord posted:

oh yeah this. i can't even accomplish it with youtube tutorials. its nearly impossible. the industry i pivoted to doesn't seem to require it anyways because everyone dresses casual, but god ties feel like the some boomer thing that cant die soon enough.

Every time I'm trying to remember how to tie a tie I can't help but think "what is this? who thought of this?"

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

syntaxfunction posted:

Much like a cyborg I learned so many things, but how to be human. I can fornicate in seventeen languages, but I can never ... love.

It's very likely that in at least one of those languages fornication and love are synonyms

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Jan 22, 2010

Thesaurus posted:

*Weeping* But adulting coach... I don't HAVE a wooden spoon

You mean your parents never taught you how to whittle?

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