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int Crayola boardroom day johnny nervously unveils his presentation, a 3ft x 5ft white board with two words on it he’s gotten here by winning contest after contest to name a new color for the titular crayon manufacturer ceo: i am sorry johnny but i can’t name a crayon “ballsack blue” johnny: thanks for your time (rides away on giant chili dog)
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Mar 26, 2024 23:04
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Pepto Pink
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Mar 26, 2024 23:05
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Old Dried Mustard
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Mar 26, 2024 23:06
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Gluten Free |
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Mar 26, 2024 23:36
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dried cum yellow |
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Mar 26, 2024 23:46
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That color you see when your eyes are closed Fresh Laundry Campfire Chamomile Senate Recess r/atheism Upper GI Bleed Shark Skin Level 5 Dwarf Druid |
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Mar 27, 2024 01:20
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Rainforest Crunch |
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Mar 27, 2024 01:24
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Forty-Ninth Shade of Grey Burst Appendix Cookies ‘N’ Cream
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Mar 27, 2024 01:59
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Sun Stare Welder Unmasked Heat Stroke
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Mar 27, 2024 02:51
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Burnt Cyan Milli Vanilli
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Mar 27, 2024 05:05
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Buttchocks posted:r/atheism lol |
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Mar 27, 2024 05:09
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Incriminating Collar Lipstick Pink |
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Mar 27, 2024 05:24
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crunchy piss forgotten hotdog expired ketchup the paradox of flesh
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Mar 27, 2024 06:26
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Burnt Cyan |
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Mar 27, 2024 10:25
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Nuclear Flash White IRS 1040 Teal Puce |
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Mar 27, 2024 12:13
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French Revolution Purple (It's like Royal Purple, but with more red mixed in) |
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Mar 27, 2024 12:15
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Mar 27, 2024 12:20
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Hypoxia Actual Cadmium |
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Mar 27, 2024 12:25
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Stoner Sloth posted:shartreuse |
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Mar 27, 2024 12:26
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After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray. Ceo: well Terry, you're up. What have you got for us. Terry: Thank you sir. My plan is simple. All the colors are named for various foods and treats - green apple, lemon-lime, cherry red, strawberry red, blueberry, grape, chocolate, etc, but also they're scented and flavored appropriately. Ceo: I'm not clear on this... Are you wanting kids to eat crayons? Terry, with a mouth full of crayons: mmfff? |
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Mar 27, 2024 14:36
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blue curacao stickly brown unprecedented purple
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Mar 27, 2024 15:37
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Jaguars! posted:Puce Buttchocks posted:Actual Cadmium
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Mar 27, 2024 15:49
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Grease Trap Algae Bloom White Knuckle Daddy's Love, Which You Have Never Seen Participation Trophy |
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Mar 27, 2024 15:49
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Police Tape White Zombie Sucked Chili Dog
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Mar 27, 2024 15:51
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Stoner Sloth posted:shartreuse 
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Mar 27, 2024 15:53
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Mashed potatoes Sausage gravy White bread with crust cut off Cheesecake filling Fettucine Alfredo Tofu Milk Just some of the new colors in the new Delicious Dinners pack |
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Mar 27, 2024 16:02
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Finger Prince posted:After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray. 
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Mar 27, 2024 18:13
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brown paper towel crud pumpernickel fertilized yolk palimpsest tinfoil crystal crystal light nacre
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Mar 27, 2024 18:20
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Roquefort Geode (outer shell) Texas Lawn Roadmeat Times New Roman |
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Mar 27, 2024 18:53
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rusty aluminum foul smelling sea cucumber
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Mar 27, 2024 20:19
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Bong Water Spotted Dick
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Mar 27, 2024 20:33
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saline goldmine mitsubishi black mold ennui |
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Mar 27, 2024 20:46
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Finger Prince posted:After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray. Always love a good case of nominative determinism 
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Mar 27, 2024 20:47
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Piss red |
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Mar 27, 2024 21:21
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Jaguars! posted:Always love a good case of nominative determinism It took a bit of figuring, but once I found out that corporal rank is E-4 in the marines, eat erry cray kind of fell in to place. |
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Mar 27, 2024 22:42
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KIA presents Beige Pineapple Express Coldplay Yellow
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Mar 28, 2024 00:19
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Wet spot White |
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Mar 28, 2024 00:20
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Machine Elf |
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Mar 28, 2024 01:05
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CEO: Alright, whatcha got for us, intern? Intern: Well, I found this color in a locked chest. Celtic Frost? CEO: ...you haven't tried coloring with it yet right? Intern: Um...well... CEO: You fool, that crayon contains H.R. Giger's spirit! The world isn't ready yet for his return! |
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Mar 28, 2024 01:31
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Seeing Red Oil Spill Blue Da Ba Dee _________ Mom's-Eye Purple Spit Terracotta Pie
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