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After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray.

Ceo: well Terry, you're up. What have you got for us.

Terry: Thank you sir. My plan is simple. All the colors are named for various foods and treats - green apple, lemon-lime, cherry red, strawberry red, blueberry, grape, chocolate, etc, but also they're scented and flavored appropriately.

Ceo: I'm not clear on this... Are you wanting kids to eat crayons?

Terry, with a mouth full of crayons: mmfff?

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Jaguars! posted:

Always love a good case of nominative determinism :chiefsay:

It took a bit of figuring, but once I found out that corporal rank is E-4 in the marines, eat erry cray kind of fell in to place.

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Pussy

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White car that's been parked outside under a tree in the pacific northwest for several years green.

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Dog penis red

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Yo mama

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