MLB N/V March/April: I'm a little radar slut

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:25

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Lumpy posted:

Let's hope the Yankees can get a maximum return on investment for Hal, since that's the only outcome the team seems focused on. Or maybe Soto will hit 147 HR or something cool. I don't know. I watched through the 80s and I'm more depressed about this year than any I can recall.

Basically:

This I don't get...... I don't really see how they could be much worse than they were last year.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 16:37

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/matthewkawahara/status/1773376138087125369

Wouldja look at that, a modern, data supported full power lineup. Zero vibes here. No one "earning" poo poo

lots of scumbags and cheaters imo

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:02

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R.D. Mangles posted:

https://x.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1773382869903085765?s=20

god these neck tattoos are awful

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:08

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Inspector_666 posted:

The funniest possible outcome is players hoarding old uniforms even as they visibly come apart on them.

The dodgers should just forfeit all their games to protest the new uniforms.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:24

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humpthewind posted:

3 inning ending double plays in 4 innings. 2 with the bases loaded. The Yankees are all the way back.

The vibes with this team are complete dogshit.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:15

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Dinosaurs! posted:

The ~~Philadelphia Phillies~~ New York Yankees� vibes are dogshit garbage

They are better now actually

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:26

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Can we get Mike T on the Mets or something? Get him out of there for god's sake.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 00:48

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https://x.com/eboland11/status/1773391773680709974?s=61&t=MwiVngS9F-DTnbB7CvREng

Astros are such scumbags.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 04:56

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https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1773439786516160524

DAYUM this is some loser poo poo

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 15:20

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Poque posted:

This is miserable.

Meh, who cares.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 16:19

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Did we talk about how bad the uniforms looked yesterday

https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/1773485120755822778?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

The worst part of the new jersey is the templating of the names so the Yankees avoid this but LOL @ the sweat stains.

Also, this guy will probably be good.
https://twitter.com/AlexJStumpf/status/1773811981482426400

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 21:56

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Welp

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1774182807109075386?s=20

The lying about injuries is a meme at this point. Impossible to count on him but the good thing is that he isn't good anymore so I doubt this matters that much.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 22:42

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Captain Log posted:

At least Cabrera suddenly learned how to hit.

I guess I would be a terrible GM because I had zero faith in Cabrera ever hitting. (and still really don't lol)

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 22:59

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Inspector_666 posted:

They're not going to be better in Vegas.

They will 100% be better in Vegas because they will have to try to win, at least for the first few years.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 18:44

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Eric the Mauve posted:

MLB doesn't want you using the app or any kind of streaming. They want you watching games on cable TV. Their software is purposefully terrible.

I don't think this is true. MLB Advanced Media is a loving cash cow.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 20:37

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Well Played Mauer posted:

It�s shocking how much the outfield is improved. Soto and getting a hot series out of Cabrera carried those games.

Also having a dude who is left handed with a great eye and can hit for both power and average is cool.

The rest of the lineup isn�t doing poo poo but 4-0 against the Astros was not how i expected the season to start so whatever man.

The Yankee outfield in September is going to be Soto in left JD in CF and Judge in right.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 22:55

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Eric the Mauve posted:

Wow. Optimism from mcmagic???

I think I've been higher on the team this season than most other Yankee fans tbh

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 23:56

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The one thing the Yankees always seem to get are these Hall of Fame seasons from guys on walk years... Arod 2007 9.5WAR. Judge in 2022 10.5WAR and 62 homers. What is Soto going to do this year?

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 14:28

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Just realized that the Yankees have won the season series (and the WC tiebreaker) against the cheating rear end in a top hat Houston Astros.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 16:38

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https://twitter.com/YankeesPR/status/1774905354880532814

lol Kirk Cousins' literal cousin

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 22:16

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Did anyone ask Vlad Jr if he would ever play for the Yankees?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 14:37

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Yankees are paying Soto 31 million in 2024 so when they pay him 50 in 2025 it's only a 19 million dollar increase and they have almost 100 million coming off the books from 2024 to 2025.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 15:45

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Carlosologist posted:

https://x.com/hammerito/status/1774926496252961076?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

This is pretty bad!

The A's ownership should really sell the team. They actively hate the team. lol

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 17:35

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Carlosologist posted:

two-seamers and sinkers are basically the same thing. They start up and then drop at the last minute. Those perfectly located ones are works of art

https://x.com/pitchingninja/status/1772721901770564091?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Mike King mastered this last year, how anyone puts a bat to that is beyond me

I hope Mike King keeps pitching like poo poo so the Yankees can get him back at the trade deadline.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 19:02

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Mets twitter isn't doing well

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 20:21

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https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/status/1775354793881653611

Baseball is the only sport where superstars get the opposite of favorable officiating. lol

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 15:06

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Lumpy posted:

I don't know why the Yanks paid so much for this Soto guy when we're getting even better production on the cheap from Volpe.

Have you seen Stanton, Rizzo and Trevino try to hit this season?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:10

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Well Played Mauer posted:

Oakland�s run differential is -29. Colorado�s is -33. And we�re talking about expansion?!

who's talking about expansion?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 01:51

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https://twitter.com/TalkinYanks/status/1775650537226018899

Soto is such an rear end in a top hat lol

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 14:37

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It would probably be cool to see a major league game in a 10,000 seat stadium tbh. Well at least whatever major league team the A's are playing.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 16:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

At least the Oakland colosseum won't be a major league park anymore... Probably the 3rd worst stadium in the majors off the top of my head.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 17:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It really is hosed that the other owners aren't pissed at Fisher for running a scam to get the revenue sharing money bridge till he gets what he thinks is going to be a cash cow (vegas franchise)

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 18:11

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IcePhoenix posted:

Which two do you think are worse? I assume the Trop is one.

Tampa and Toronto

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 18:25

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Nodoze posted:

Fenway is a poo poo hole

Depends where you sit. The monster seats are about as cool an experience as you can get in sports. The legroom in the regular seats is criminal and there are a ton of bad views for sure.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 18:36

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live with fruit posted:

We just finished an offseason that was all about how great Ohtani to the Dodgers is for baseball. What's "good for baseball" is what makes people the most money. Just try to watch game highlights on YouTube and count how many ads you have to sit through.

Who the gently caress thinks this? lol

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 18:37

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bawfuls posted:

Anaheim�s stadium is definitely worse than Toronto�s.

And in some ways I liked O.Co better too, if they tore down Mt Davis and did some basic renovations it would be above average.

Stadium's with fake surfaces are at the bottom of the rankings by default.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 19:33

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Monathin posted:

Anyway Jacob's Field/Progressive Field/The Jake is a criminally underrated stadium. Some of y'all should come by and enjoy it when God isn't trying to drown us with the biblical flood

I've been. It's very nice. That drum guy should be executed though.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 19:43

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Popete posted:

A's are about to trade for Aaron Judge??

They are about to trade for Arson Judge.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 20:13

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# ¿ May 25, 2024 07:05

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Mets really should go ahead and win a game. How do you score no runs in 3 straight manfred man innings????!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 21:08

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