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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wk1 GDT: I can feel my mental illness stalking Opening Day like a tiger
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

What the hell is going on with our defense

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
AJ Hinch playing matchups, and it actually works lol

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 :siren: The Pittsburgh Pirates are 4-0 :siren:

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Come the gently caress on Trevino how slow are you

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Man Josh Hader is so freaking good.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
With how dogshit this ump has been, I have no idea how dudes are taking borderline pitches.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Pretty dumb to let Soto beat you when Judge isn't hitting at all tbh

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Juan Soto own zone :allears:

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Well,

It can't get any worse than this?

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

mcmagic posted:

Pretty dumb to let Soto beat you when Judge isn't hitting at all tbh

This. Way early but the evidence was right there

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
The Tigers are 3-0, and I don't care that it was against the White Sox.


Let's go boys! :)

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The quality of ABs Soto has every time up is just ridiculous.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 Soto having the dream first series.

Gleyber with that key steal too. It’s weird to not trust Judge but he clearly ain’t there yet.

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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

 Juan Soto :krakken:

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 It’s one series and all but yeah. Judge is clearly not it right now and Soto is. So at the very least you probably should have walked Soto once Gleyber stole second.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol at setting up the grand slam for Morel

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Walk Belli to get to Morel

Bold strategy Cotton

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Here we go again with Holmes

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 welp... back to the minor with you, Daulton Jeffries

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nice Holmes meltdown

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 Ruh roh, Holmes.

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Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
 I can't put my finger on it, but this SF/SD game is NOT as good as yesterday's.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Oh poopy

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Morel :(

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 This does have the setup for one of those series the Yankees win that ends with an Altuve walkoff and everyone going sour/smug.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nice play by Berti

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

What an absolutely brutal start to the season

Maybe the rain will wash all the ugliness away tomorrow, as is tradition with the Cubs

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Warning track power

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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YEAH SWEEP

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Suck it Astros

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Much better Mansby

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

Suck it Astros
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Astros loving suck. First time since 1978 to get swept in opening 4 game series.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 Very sneaky of Verdugo to miss like half a dozen diving catches all series to build up the excitement for that one.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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STAC Goat posted:

Very sneaky of Verdugo to miss like a dozen diving catches all series to build up the excitement for that one.

He probably didn't even need to dive there lol

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
 I don't think there is any type of first pitch someone on the Astros won't swing at. Time to set expectations on fighting for 500.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
gently caress the Astros it is known

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Can we please score a loving run this inning? Thanks

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Thank you Neris

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can we please score a loving run this inning? Thanks

That would be so cool

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